It Costs That Much YouTube video by Woah Dude - Topic

I mean, there’s a song. If that works better than affirmations.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGR2...

Plus ça change…
youtu.be/DCTlknaNrD0

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

It's Aliester Crowley got his ass kicked down the stairs by a scrawny twink day!!!

Extremely normal city, extremely normal food service. Nothing could possibly go wrong with cramming in an extra 700,000 people here this week.

B765.1
Snake takes tail
in mouth
and rolls like wheel.

7 Things To Know Before Playing The Most Dangerous Game • B.Zedan Before you begin hunting your fellow man for sport, weapon of choice in hand, there are some things you should know before playing the most dangerous game.

A friend reminded me I wrote this listicle about playing the most dangerous game, which I had fully forgotten about: bzedan.com/blog/the-mos...

I remember some observation that any corgi cross inevitably looks like a corgi cosplaying a different breed. More supporting evidence.

A photo of a small chart depicting geological timescale with footnotes for evolutionary milestones.

Strong recommend looking at a geologic timeline, and the feeling will pass. (The massive continuity of ducks, etc.)

a cartoon with the word brom on it Alt: an animated gif from The Sorcerer’s Apprentice where an army of walking brooms is carrying buckets of water through a flooded room

Shoot. Pooling water was not supposed to do THAT.

My brain autocorrected “Chablis” to “Charybdis,” which definitely could be a great cat name, but probably needs to be given to one of a bonded pair for the full effect.

It's Toshiro Mifune's birthday! Here's some Muppet-ized Mifune I've drawn over the years. #MuppetMonday

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Trans people are human and worthy of human rights. And these things will be just as true tomorrow.

#transdayofvisibility repost 🖤

Well, the classic accompaniment to a banjo playing frog is a funny bear, a glamorous pig, and a piano playing dog.

(Post-anesthesia dreaming remains top tier.)

Dreams of exchanging finger guns with the orangutans in the Library foyer.

#phantasmagoria

We none of us get enough credit for not biting people, especially under trying circumstances.

(I also am fighting copyright issues with a guy who trademarked Crows Before Bros after my work went viral. I feel ya.😤)

(1) Standing up for yourself is not being an asshole
(2) If that’s all I could eat day after day, I would be ripping throats out over the slightest inconvenience

I have not given anyone an ice cream recipe…. YET.

Talked to the anesthesia guy about traditional Japanese woodcut techniques and how you just have to rewire your brain to build an image that way.

I am SO on-brand.

(It is not about what it appears to be about.)

((Also still trying to parse which elements are metaphysical and which are merely surreal.))

(My ear kept trying to flip the Spanish on its side in the hopes that it would miraculously become French, but that is pretty typical of my movie habits.)

Kill the Jockey Trailer #1 (2025) YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie

I am headed into surgery tomorrow at stupid o’clock, so I will leave you with this:

Kill The Jockey absolutely ate, and is currently on Kanopy.

youtu.be/WAYeNBTUrho

"How does one hate a country, or love one?"

Ursula Le Guin always out there expressing my exact feelings in trying times.

He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary.

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

Oakland. Bates Street. Caller reports a woman chanting outside since sunrise. Caller doesn't like this. Happy Ostara.

Dreams of large dinosaur-bird handmade plushies in Elizanethan ruffs and doublets. #phantasmagoria