All The Small Things. Hated it then. Love it now.

(dismissive wanking gesture)

Well that's one way to do it. 😂

I was raised Pentecostal. Left that behind and am Lutheran now. So much more sanity.

Who had "Trump is so bad he united Iran and the Pope" on their wtf bingo card

entire nation run by used car dealers who would rather set the world on fire than pay a tax

One of my favorite things about the Rick PBS show is sometimes his EXTREMELY Chicago daughter is on making cocktails being like “dis’ll get you drunk” after Rick has done a tour of a farm to show you how tomatillos are harvested

Leo: "The message of the church, the message of the gospel -- blessed are the peacemakers. I do not look at my role as being political. I don't want to get into a debate with him. I don't think the message of the gospel is meant to be abused in the way that some people are doing."

No, bawling. Like rolling on the floor, crying, screaming, etc.

It's quite the ordeal.

They think it's Jesus they're bawling to.

False alarm - it was the IT guy. Whew. We all live work another day.

Do you think HR managers get a kick out of the fear they instill when showing up unannounced?

Things you only say at a feed store in rural America:

"Ope, here comes an Amish guy, I'd better turn off the Slayer."

A KFC bucket of jungle juice with an entire pineapple in it.

🛢️ $2,000,000/ ship
to traverse a Strait that was free six weeks ago.

I now understand how he bankrupted casinos. 💸

Tucker Carlson et al are just going full Col. Hans Landa at the end of Inglourious Basterds

Anyone else stock up on snacks and intoxicants in the event shit goes sideways tonight?

My dude, given current events, I wouldn't begrudge him a 44oz big gulp full of bourbon.

Watching tree trimming whoopsies on YouTube.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but pushing against a tree while someone fells it has no bearing on where it falls.

Happy Easter to all who observe the faith in a genuine not-crazy, love they neighbor and care for the unfortunate way.

All ya’ll “turn or burn” types can just eff off.

Using it for spell-check or proofing? Maybe I can accept that. But wholesale "writing" from just prompts? Nope. Don't like that at all.

Reading about it to get others' takes, I've learned that "unreliable narrator" is a genre (correct term?) I'm realizing that a lot of books I love fit into that category.

Was it a story of mental breakdown from the POV of the afflicted person? If so, how did all the crazy stuff in "after" happen after he got help? Was it all in his head? If so, where did the disappeared people go?

Haven't done a #booksky post in a while. So here's one:

Just finished Mothtown and... what did I read? I loved the book, but man. Talk about a "choose your own interpretation" story.

(Spoilers in the comments)

Nice out fit loser . 2001 called , Apparently some thing happened to the World trade centre

Tweet from Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a strong, call a Bondulance"

This one still fuckin kills me

As a Mason myself I look forward to the updates. Hahaha

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Oh my gosh The Weather Channel launched a "retro" page and I am in love. Right down to the smooth jazz. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, @wxdam.com

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