i forgot about this app

(White woman scooby doo villain) And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids - and that sexy fucking hound!

I’m normal btw

me recording a front facing video in my house: alright folks we got another four long years ahead of us! it’s time to resist ✊

the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep

i have to take a shit

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

in college sometimes i would listen to sheherazade on my drive home (3hr drive through the desert) and the combination of music and scenery would make me cry

i slammed my penis in the car door

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Jacking off

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penis