no tier list, just commentary

chungwa 5k was up there the

a YouTube thumbnail of a link haired woman holding a pack of cigs titled "I smoked every Chinese cigarette.so you don't have to (DO NOT DO IT}"

surgically removed faggot

close enough

a pic of a dive bar mirror with the words "I love fags",. Astrid is in the mirror too

omg bestie

Danes can't fucking banter 😭

a pic of a dive bar mirror with the words "I love fags",. Astrid is in the mirror too

大哥🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

tax return hit, let's be financially irresponsible

she's definitely his girlfriend right?

unironically some of the best tv I have seen in ages

bestie I'm SOBBING

You got so many wonderful things to see and so many people to love ahead of you. So many wonderful things to see, people to love ahead of you. It's Ok, it's gonna be OK."

"You got off to kind of a rough star, didn't you, little one?... Well, that makes two of us. I got abandoned too... But I got through all of that, and so will you. I got a good feeling that you're gonna be just fine. Everything's gonna be just fine.

Dyke night is a monthly lesbian night that takes place at the dive bar Sorte Rene

every third Friday of the month, and the next one is tonight

dillema: do I shave the other armpit for symmetry, or do I let the pit perverts have some restitution?

pope said you can't look at my posts

wait fr?

You should hit up dyke night next time you're in town

she is, b but she's in Denmark

🦌❕

it worked...

I'm divorced, everything I do is post-marital

"I'm going to have so much fun hurting you today"

😔

SHE HAD ME GIVE HER PAW

I would like to point out that everything said in this thread was said in a tattoo studio surrounded by people

it is literally easier for me to renounce my British citizenship than get a new passport

Danish passport renewal:
>book time at local borgerservice
>bring passport
>new passport in 14 days

UK passport renewal:
>Sacrifice a goat
>Upload a picture of yourself
>Document every single person you've had sex with
>Jump on one leg
>Do the pain box thing from dune
>new passport in a month

it happened twice

I'll send you her insta