On god

On god

someone should make a watch strap that lets you have a piece on the top and another on the bottom

make/model?

This Tesla Doesn’t Follow Elon My Favorite Funny Tesla Bumper stickers

there's literally a tesla owners club of folks w/ buyer's remorse

i am 100% serious

@aquila121 2 hours ago "Fisher Price brutalism" is amazingly concise. Bravo. 292 @henrymoreira7898 3 hours ago “The cybertruck is a car that hates the human inside” ⬅️ 577 @smknochs1 3 hours ago Flipping off a cybertruck while driving a cybertruck is classic rcr. 414

Yeah there it is. RCR is amazing.

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everything reminds me of her.

I miss living near a disconnected disused bypass, next to a high grass field. I could sit and watch traffic for hours.

If I still lived there, I could egg a cybertruck in motion.

very good

No, I do that because I fuck you with something the size of my forearm and its much funnier if I call you my bitch when I do it.

Think of times you have been tested in your life by terrible people.

Think of the times where very specifically, you didn't stand for it.

Be who you were in those moments.

If you know you can scare off a human animal that wants to eat you, you already have the superiority that justifies any sense of confidence you may have.

Sometimes arrogance is treating men the same way men treat women.

Sometimes arrogance is making the leap of logic you need to in order to fix a bad situation when someone is just a touch too friendly and you know the smell of guilt at 100 yards.

I took a shoe off and told him "in no uncertain terms I will shiv this heel between your ribs and then I will do to you what you wanted to do to me with my fist. I will then make balloon animals out of your shithole."

We got home safely.

The last time a guy started shit I was at a party and someone had put something in my partner's drink -- that was apparently meant for me, because we switched drinks and I saw the look on their face.

Assume the other person is wrong until proven otherwise if they give you bad vibes. Make them feel shitty about it the second you get proof. Learn things that will make them wish they had backed down even if you're half their size. It is that simple.

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

@regularcars.bsky.social Going in.

If by the end of the video you haven't called it the 6000 SUX from Robocop of our times, I will be shocked.

That said, you'll probably call it something much funnier.

@raspberrywoof.bsky.social

Hare Today Hare Tomorrow!

That's Rabbit Habitable Transformation!

explain

I have no idea what these words mean

coward, do it on main

ROSALÍA, Carminho - Memória (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO

Em reflexão… Apesar de tudo, ainda és tu.

url?

it can backfire tho if you use it as a parenting strategy

also works extremely well on humans

life protip:
If you return with a thing that's cat-safe to eat, he'll think you went on a hunt, and will be glad you caught something good

works equally well on cats and dogs, and recontexturalizes all waiting as "my human is hunting"

that's rough buddy