Distillery guy hmu then left me on read so yeah I am done with him. You’re a 30 something year old man you should be able to communicate much better than that at your age sir

Getting to see your friends naked is one of the best parts about being gay I just love it so much

Speak on it!

gay underwear brands are kind of like a hydra - one shuts down and two others pop up to take its place

A progress bar that's 30% complete.

2026 is 30% complete.

Yes or you can just text them to me 🙂‍↕️

The palantir manifesto is some shit straight out of a dystopian sc-fi novel. This timeline is so cursed. The world hasn’t been the same as it was since before 2016. wtf are we as a species doing?

I’m 25 years old and calling businesses on the phone still gives me a panic attack why is Gen Z like this? I hate us sometimes 😭

a woman is standing in front of a refrigerator and says rejoice ALT: a woman is standing in front of a refrigerator and says rejoice

Jessica Lange’s birthday being on 4/20 is beautiful it is truly a gay holiday

Found out from my mom that my sister has had a secret boyfriend for six months and she’s only been back in the US for seven months. And her soon to be ex-husband who’s a life long atheist has been “re-exploring his relationship to catholicism”. Straight people are not ok. 💀😭

went from feeling like summer to being freezing cold here today 😭

I wonder if any of my internet boyfriends would date me irl if they knew how insane I actually am 🤔

I’m sorry who’s that there doing this shit?

Moon and Venus beautiful tonight

Thinking some very impure thoughts looking at these pics 🫣

Say what you want about S18 of Drag Race but we got some of the best finale looks ever from all the eliminated queens this year! They all looked so good.

An adorable raccoon.

I’m easy to please just some good vibes and good company

Yes plz 😘

It should be illegal for schools to contact you on the weekend

Need someone to spend all day in bed with…

Madonna and Sabrina sound so fucking good together! This is a category 11 motherquake

My friend made me watch the dark crystal tonight and I am not the same person I was before watching that movie bc what the actual fuck was that? I usually like 80s movies but that one was too out there for me and I like dark fantasy and niche films but that was on a whole different level

So are we just not gonna talk about Reese Witherspoon and Sandra Bullock are lackeys for AI and big tech now? Very disappointed but honestly not surprised more and more celebrities keep showing how out of touch they are and how horrible they actually are

I remember seeing her posts online years ago and was so excited when she was finally cast

I need to be slutted out again soon

I hear you, I really wanted her to win

If only 😭

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

Your cum gutters 😈