I’m interested mate! Though I’ll be travelling up because of relocating for work in the midlands

Water was choppy!

Branksome Chine today

The tie is a slightly different shade and my fella thinks I should wear a different colour but I kinda like it.

This is the shirt and tie without the jacket

This shirt ❤️

I’d eat that before and after 😉

Can’t help myself sometimes

The betrayal of the jammie dodger

The original

This request on Scruff

Because there’s a small clip of me in my album saying ‘Yeah, pussy’ while doing a presentation to my friends playing Jackbox.

So of course I did another one because, I like weird requests.

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD.

Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

It’s a trailer full of split logs

It’s a pile of logs

It’s a hydraulic log splitter!

Today’s task done, logs split, logs stacked, logs drying out
New splitter did its job 👍

Yeah seen a few people get called that over the years

Proof I’ve had a good night despite the beer being haute gorbage

Carpenter Brut was not only amazing but his drummer was fucking stunning tonight

drops the 'Yeah God is crying because I lied'.

MF nearly ended me right there with that.

He bloody hilarious!

So over the weekend my friends and I decided to finally test how far we can throw a babybel cheese. Jay reckoned he could do 100 metres. He could not.

Aled won with a 38M throw, Jay got a respectable 34M.

As it started to rain though, Jay turns around cool as a cucumber and

In one month, I fly out, and will be in the UK for several months.

I don't quite know where I am going to live longer term, what I will do or where this journey will take me but... I have to get away from Perth and work for a while. Been burned out for a long time, need to rest, switch off

What else does an elected representative do when finishing their retirement speech?

Oh Perth

My dream on Saturday night, was so weird it stuck in my mind.

Me and my friends that went to the ren faire on the weekend were going to watch a parade. There was a marching band going down the Main Street and what sounded like angry parrots was screeching ‘Dorothy Perkins’ over and over.

How odd.

A bearded man in a chain mail coif and shirt holding a shield and sword

This was a little heavier than expected but a lot of fun to try on. If I ever owned a suit of chain mail would wear it everywhere

Well… not sure how accurate any of this is but apparently my deep sleep is high. On the other hand I feel good today 🤷

The is Mr. Chuckles, my most recent BG3 creation for my game with a friend in Sydney.

0% regret

Quiplash prompt ‘If you really want an effective scarecrow, make sure it resembles *blank*’

The answer? Both people responding put Peter Dutton

Hosted a post election celebratory curry and beer night with friends last night. We got fucking savage. Can’t post the more racy Mr. Blobby related things but enjoy this

Also Peter Dutton losing his seat and the sky news saltiness today is peak deliciousness

So my nan died.
Found out because mum rang me and told me 'the cabbage has died'.
This is because her kids 30 years ago nicknamed her cabbage because, she was kinda dumb.
That side of the family are absolutely savage.

Sink waste replaced
Whoever put the original in, fuck you
That was way too much silicone it’s a drain not a false tit you cretin

Still very much love this self portrait
Next time maybe do this outside because the chalk was literally everywhere
Was thinking of putting this up in the house but, nah, not before going away for months