UGH AGREED

to be fair i clocked that from a mile away and already blocked him on everything lmfao

found out that the looksmaxxer who was trying to date me is basically the man whore of stamford

like wtf😔😔😔

he literally thinks I’m the devil and that being gay is a major sin

HAPPY 420

i have my tarot cards on my coffee table and my Catholic brother flipped shit on me when he came to visit👍

I wish i had the money to just solo travel all of the time

now please dont have them abandon me lmfao

thank u universe for giving me the coolest baddest friends

yeah i have no idea what i was thinking😭😭

I’ve literally never thought about or questioned it until right now

im just realizing a 5k is not running 5,000 miles

coming home alone is the best feeling ever oh my god

they’re literally so perfect and they’re also bisexual and non male centered I LOVE IT HERE

thank god i went out I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE COOLEST GIRLS EVER

I wish i knew less

so here i am, holding off on getting ready reluctantly

the only downside to where i live is that no one goes out until 11:30?! am i old?!

literally all i want to do is pet a dog i do not want a man

I was talking to hookup man at the bar and a guy from hinge came up to me and was like “hey it’s *blank* we matched on hinge”

i forgot that im bound to see many of these people irl compared to when i lived in the middle of fuck all no where

🕯️meet someone who’s my type and also happens to have a dog🕯️

if going out turns to be a waste of time i will be so pissed

i was born to be the fun aunt i swear

first time ever being the only single one in my family

all of the birds congregate in the tree next to my apartment and it makes me tear up that they chose MEEE

If it were a superpower it’d be mine i swear

I smashed a foundation bottle getting ready last night and i only just realized that i had a huge chunk of glass imbedded between my nail and skin on my toe

hair behind ear emoji with lips nose and nails

the bouncers noticed i was missing for a weekend and were telling me how much they missed me

what is it about me that attracts cokeheads