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All day just like...

That I couldn't tell ya but I'm sure I remember the Ferrari contact bit wearing out first.

It was about that age I started to work out the inner track was shorter but couldn't go full pelt round the corner - or risk putting the TV through 😅

This one. Had this and a bog standard red Ferrari on my scalectric or however the hell ya spell it.

Jean Alesi vs Michael Schumacher all day long on my circular track. Much today the annoyance of the parents.

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The Strait of #Hormuz is closed again. Entirely predictable.

We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

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Another two fkin weeks until the next round #Formula1 and the realisation us hitting that it's in America.

Honestly might give this next one a miss, despite how big that #F1 drought is.

I remember watching this. Really really cheap from Schumacher. Never forgot it.

So he's still alive then, I see. Back to bed.

I'm gonna show my cat this and ask him why he isn't as bloody grateful and patient when I'm trying to get matts out his bloody fur. Ungrateful rascal!

What if he arose again on the 3rd day?

This is one for the ages. Completely unhinged and that's in Donald Trump standard.

Absolutely mental shit and somehow I'm amused that this will be recorded in history books.

No cloak and dagger here - insanity in full view for all to see.

Absolute dickhead

How dare these people call themselves followers of Christ? He wakes up on Easter morning and posts the F-bomb and war crimes? Imagine their outrage if any Democrat ever posted this insanity? How dare he ever call anyone else deranged?

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Facing the sudden reality that the small fortune it cost to secure #SilverstoneGP tickets might not be worth the current state of #Formula1 racing this year....

Plus have to smile through my tears to support Aston Martin...

Ssshhhhit.

Me, after just watching the contenders run the same gauntlet... #Gladiators

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Me, when I seen hammer
phantom, viper, steel and apollo waiting ahead of me in the gauntlet #Gladiators

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Trying to pay attention to Scotland v Japan....

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*actually no, you're right. Still a twat.

Curious if I'll end up on an international watch list with this

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But in Shakespeares MacBeth (HEY, FBI! THIS IS A FICTIONAL REFERENCE!) MacBeth offed ol' King Duncan in his sleep.

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Quali is on in 10 minutes

It's giving Rebecca Vardy vibes 👀

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For you it was Chewsday...

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You mean to tell me we've been woke for over 40 years?! Nobody thought to tell us that before?! We were brought up in a woke world?!

I can't wait for my little one to see this - but as far as stop motion goes, I'm currently holding the line at postman pat. Need a few more years before we're ready for Harryhausen!

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Just been hit with the realisation I'm older than all the #Gladiators on the show... Here's me still thinking I'll be equally as strong when I grow up 🥲

Gunther was fun for a while but criticism from him should be water off a ducks back 🙄

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Looking out the window to see the bird feed I put out for the little birdies, house sparrows and robins are being absolutely marauded and cleaned out by a plague of starlings, magpies and pigeons