David Lynch ass shot right here
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🥲🥲🥲🥲 i keep forgetting you’re in southern ca now 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
I almost went to Disney jail
“Last time I saw you, you were SO MUCH heavier!!”
no shit bitch i just had a baby..the fuck??? 😒😒😒😒
Popped into a Chili’s before my next flight. Stoked they’re serving breakfasts because I was not prepared to a house a burger at 8:30am.
Showing my boyfriend Breaking Bad and with every rewatch I get more and more pissed at how shitty fans were to Skyler. My girl deserves so much better.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m looking for a valentine,
a portrait of two women murdering man
trying to view positive content
I love the implication here that Dolly is helping Sabrina hide Barry Keoghan’s body. youtu.be/YiQ7qiL73aI?...
Billy Bob Thornton in S1 of Fargo is one of my all-time favorite characters.
Perfectly written and acted.
Thinking about Raven drowning CM Punk with beer
Ted Nugent @TedNugent hey Kendrick Lamar you suck! 8:32 PM • Feb 9, 2025
Ted Nugent - Wikipedia: Relationships with teenage girls Nugent's 1981 song "Jailbait" describes having sex with a 13- year-old girl. He admitted to several affairs with underage girls in a Behind the Music episode. Musician Courtney Love claims that she performed oral sex on Nugent when she was 12. On a later occasion she said she was 14. In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with 17-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. However, they could not marry due to the age difference. To get around this, Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian.
guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar
what a surprise
The funniest part about this is that no one gets paid to perform during the halftime show, so she just did this as a final fuck you to her bitch ass ex.
Every Drake felt that. Former Detroit Red Wing Dallas Drake. Drake from Drake & Josh. 16th century explorer Sir Francis Drake. Drake Mallard, the mild-mannered alter ego of Darkwing Duck. Mandrake the Magician. That sh*t was like Order 66 for Drakes.
Cowgirl Aja Kong Appreciation Enforcement Post (Do Not Pass Without Appreciating)
Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl
This Super Bowl is for the haters
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card. Black background, white text. Text "The Gang Wins the Super Bowl, Again."
Go Birds.
rest in peace Chazmo
Serena was an iconic moment
the princess of genovia knows whats up
SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That “HE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.
Reminder that the "He Gets Us" Jesus ads are connected to anti-LGBTQ+, anti-abortion hate groups decider.com/2023/02/12/h...
TIL that Cinnamoroll is a boy and a dog.
The fact that the American government can't fight back against a man who was almost destroyed by Azealia Banks is crazy.