State troopers would put their OWN mothers in prison. Their shittiness is only eclipsed by ICE/CBP.

“It was written by two Corinthians.”

We’ll pick them back up in less than a year for child molestation.

C’mon, Leo, excommunicate that fucker already.

His next book: “Shillbilly Eulogy.”

Viktor Orban accomplished so much of what the Trump movement wants to accomplish here

he ruled for 16 years and rewrote the rules in his favor

and still, they threw him out

and you know what? they did it by voting

don’t let anyone tell you voting doesn’t matter

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#UKSNL is sooooo good.

youtu.be/dxi43l70vyE

Lightning bolt or mechanical error, let’s go!

Lorraine Newman hit Joaquin Phoenix with “Wat da fuk aw you tawkin’ about?”

Thank you for sharing that. Spot on.

City Connect. Dammit.

The City Link line. Very cool. Even Petsmart had some cute TB jerseys for pups.

www.mlbshop.com/city-connect...

Thanks to Maria and Luis, also “mierda”! 🥰

Me, too! And thank you for making it possible for me. 😬

Maybe she can get Shaggy to write a whole ass song for her.

Interesting! And exactly something these frauds would lean on to justify such an obvious lie.

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That’s a bop. Iran is winning all the wars.

Absofuckinglutely. I’ve been saying this for years.

The woman who is allegedly fluent in multiple languages could barely make her way through a written script. She’s never been “convinced” of a crime. 🤣🤣🤣

Y’all remember that time, Michelle gathered the White House press corps to declare that she was not there when R. Kelly pissed on girls and that she was not at any of Diddy’s freak offs?

Pope Leo needs to tell that fucker to kiss his papal ass and excommunicate Vance while he’s at it.

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“Hello, Alex.”

Ahhh…I’m beginning to understand now why she was “fired.”

Points!

Fuck it. I’m still porch-drinking tonight.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Not if they get to him first. 😉

Exactly. Where are all these motherfuckers who took an oath to defend us against enemies, both foreign and domestic? Military officers do not swear an oath to obey the commander and chief. Only the enlisted do.

By any means necessary.

Arrest him. Convict him. Then do what you would do to any treasonous war criminal.