im not saying don’t say it, im just saying that saying it after an obvious egregious foul is not how it works!!!!

Scoot Henderson on Game 3: “Man, I already know Rip City gonna be turnt. Even if we were down 2-0 they’d be cheering us like we were up 2-0.”

if you feel the need to um actually me about this term perhaps redirect that energy to all the goofballs who misuse ball don’t lie five times per game

can’t believe the blazers are going to gentlemen’s sweep this series

omg

it’s been broken all night 🙃

if he cuts the streamers budget i will personally declare the intifada

Scoot has badly outplayed Wemby tonight

Wait until Kornet hears about Portland’s place on the strip clubs per capita list

update from my mom

sorry. fifteen ways. caleb jordan and chris will get cards for small jamba juices

tom dundon taking everyone to coldstone after the game to split a large sundae eighteen ways

at least we’re really good at sideline out of bounds plays!!!!

nah that’s this guy

delete this

reminder that scoot has played a shockingly small amount of nba basketball since he was drafted. the future is bright for sterling

me and scoot and that’s about it 🥲

daughter?

luke kornet looks like a pilgrim father who thinks his daughter is possessed by a demon because she started menstruating

OUT: broke ankles
IN: broke wrists

team full of ben simmons right now smdh

he’s pretty brutal right now but could be feasting from that right side corner like he did against the clippers

a man in a suit is watching a basketball game ALT: a man in a suit is watching a basketball game

dame watching scoot cook

Jerami I love you, but I'm talking a lot of shit about Deni and I really need you to step up bb

guys we don’t need this to be a “did deni make a bad decision or did tom dundon”

both can be true

You got to make your free throws

hey. come on. be fair. he throws the ball into the second row a lot and doesn’t get back on defense, too

listen we can cut from five small lines on the budget or one big one

with scoot playing like this we might need to give up some guys to build some serous talent around him. let’s start with deni and go from there