A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

Nope Nope

#NoKings
#Michigan

They could afford the Ballard extension if they sold Boop merch

When you’re in #Seattle and show up for lunch too early

Waah-waah-bunga!

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TMW that thing you realized last night in a moment of panic turns out to be a typo and not the existentially problematic issue you thought it could be.

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Every GD morning

It’s what it’s

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver in the Dave (1994) poster with the word DAVE spelled out in the stylized DUNE lettering

Who's excited?

Small cities—you know, suburbs. Lifeless, boring—just like those that choose these places.

DR out of the #WBC on what should’ve been ball four. Thank god for ABS for MLB this year.

Gregory Soto having him a day in the last 15 minutes #WBC

I have to wonder what percentage of MLB players are not citizens and can’t vote

#Apple continues to insist my order is not ready for pickup, but that I should be ready to pick it up yesterday.

These dark mornings well and truly suck—extra DST is dumb, it will always be dumb.

Your Еок JND 0.0044 Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

A day late, but I did the thing

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

Chk!

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

Are we just pretending the “Add/Remove Features” dialog hasn’t existed for decades now?

I’m gonna need more than some random dude’s say so on this one.

Random PvP has dropped off a cliff which was the worst part, regular new content without a needed subscription, so hard to beat if you’re a Fallout fan these days.