Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Public school is about a lot of things, but yeah. When you've got a shoestring budget to educate thousands of kids, that's only going to work out if most of them are doing what you tell them and they're mostly self-regulating.

I've literally never heard anyone say otherwise, lol

Sometimes, they overlap.

It's better than bad, it's good!

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He does not understand readiness. Or maintenance. Or supply chains. Or logistics. Or why he should know these things.

xkcd comic Person: "Hi, Dr. Elizabeth? Yeah, uh... I accidentally took the Fourier transform of my cat..." A vaguely cat-like shape of a graph: "Meow!"

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standard Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Standard

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I don't like this headline because it makes it sound like the Democratic party is actually taking a stance on something.

It bears repeating that historically, the #1 thing that keeps people alive in hard times and disasters is “the ability to play well with others”

I accept this framing
Sunday is the opposite of Saturday (beginning/end of the weekend)
Tuesday is the opposite of Thursday.
Wednesday its own opposite, like a glass that's half empty and half full.

I don't want to get diabetes from the last hurricane :'(

I've been assured by singing dining ware that the grey stuff is delicious.

That's a hell of a title. 10/10, no notes.

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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

At that point I'd probably refer to spoken language and say "or."

Prof. Farnsworth:
Good Lord! That's over 5000 atmospheres of pressure!

Fry:
How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

Prof. Farnsworth:
Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one.

Add some paprika if you're feeling spicy

From here on out, I'm pronouncing UEFI the same as Yuffi and NO ONE CAN STOP ME

Best. Subskeet. Ever.

Look, for my money the absolute game changer technologies right now are batteries and biosciences, not statistically modeling a mid conversation, but you do you.

It took way too much effort on my part, but I'm 90% sure what they meant is "dillin"

"Critically, did they know who I am?" - strong opening.

The records bit started feeling a little mean around "Most Beast Lab toys thrown during the production of a video essay recorded in Canada."

IN THE BEGINNING WERE THE WORDS AND THE WORDS MADE THE WORLD.
I AM THE WORDS.
THE WORDS ARE EVERYTHING.
WHERE THE WORDS END, THE WORLD ENDS.
YOU CANNOT GO FORWARD IN AN ABSENCE OF SPACE.
REPEAT.