My dog was On One for so long the vet was like "uhh wanna try hemp powder" and then that worked immediately so my dog takes hemp now
Posts by Jacob Geller
Owning a pet is a series of $400 vet bills where the diagnosis is “your pet is on one rn”
Current level of security theater at airports: you either ABSOLUTELY NEED to have your Real ID to show TSA...or you can pay them $45
instant top of hype list
Spain! Come out to MinnMax's community meetup on Tuesday, April 14th. @jacobgeller.com and @yozetty.bsky.social will be in Valencia and want to say hello! You don't need to be a Patreon supporter to attend, bring a friend. More details here - www.patreon.com/posts/join-m...
Despite years of hype, the ability of generative A.I. to dramatically increase economic productivity remains theoretical. (Earlier this year, Goldman Sachs released a report titled “Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?”) The task that generative A.I. has been most successful at is lowering our expectations, both of the things we read and of ourselves when we write anything for others to read. It is a fundamentally dehumanizing technology because it treats us as less than what we are: creators and apprehenders of meaning. It reduces the amount of intention in the world.
Ted Chiang for the New Yorker in 2024. Missed this until it started making rounds again this week. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
I've made a new video essay and it's too smart to release on youtube
What does this post mean? The real homelander placed a CGI statue??
mostly I think I have "found my audience," and it's way bigger than I ever thought it would be, and I don't need it to keep growing forever. This is great! This is very comfortable.
A couple readings you could have of that. There was a time I felt part of the "new exciting YouTuber crowd" and now I'm comfortably an old man on the site. I also think subscriber count is way less meaningful than people think -- most viewers do not get videos from their sub feeds anymore.
Some stats for data nerds:
From my first essay upload to 500k subs: 1,020 days
From 500k to 1m subs: 664 days
From 1m to 1.5m subs: 1,096 days
screenshot: current subscribers: 1,500,015
Missed getting it on the dot, but that's a fun big number!!
They call it Gamer Bonnaroo
A poster for the show Somebody’s Gotta Do It starring Mike Rowe. It features an image of Mike pointing at himself with a concerned look on his face.
The game you're looking for is dead space 2
NYC Jews are risking arrest right now in the building where Palantir makes the products it uses to help ICE surveil, terrorize, kidnap, and deport immigrants. Jewish New Yorkers are holding a sit-in inside the lobby and refusing to leave until Palantir ends its contracts with ICE.
Jfrej members leading the March behind a JFREJ banner
Our Seder in the Streets has ended, but the journey isn’t over. We’re marching. We are now going to take freedom into our own hands and march to a corporation that is directly collaborating with ICE and the Trump Administration. Watch this space…
people assume she has a character exclusively bc of this meme
When the website outage ends right when I start to eat
I was buying a car a little bit ago and had a question about the warranty and the dealer said "let's check the ol' GPT" and I literally shouted NO
WHY IS HE SO COMMITTED TO MAKING ICE CREAM THAT DOESN'T HAVE SUGAR OR HEAVY CREAM IN IT, IT'S ICE CREAM DREW
Screaming "just use real ingredients!!!" at the screen. Stop using powders!! Just read an actual recipe!!!
(He's very good)
Drew Gooden cooking video working exactly as intended (filling me with rage)
Someone posted a sale of this on the timeline a few weeks ago and I can't remember who it was but big shout-out to you
My highest recommendation for all 900 pages of King Sorrow
You can now WATCH me on What's All This Then, singing the gospel of Kevin McCloud
The US Holocaust Memorial Museum under the Trump administration has deleted its teaching materials about links between Nazi racism and the Jim Crow laws: www.politico.com/news/2026/04...
they're both kitchy license plate ways of spelling "nosferatu," but the british accent would make you pronounce it "nosferARtu". Hence, NOS4R2
Recently learned that the Joe Hill book "NOS4A2" was released in the UK as "NOS4R2," which is an extremely funny bit of accent translation