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Judge orders 1,000 Voice of America staffers back to work in rebuke to Kari Lake A federal judge has ordered more than a thousand Voice of America staffers back to work by Monday. It's a major defeat for the Trump administration's effort to cut the news outlet to the bones.

A federal judge has ordered more than a thousand Voice of America staffers back to work by Monday. It's a major defeat for the Trump administration's effort to cut the news outlet to the bones. n.pr/3NJLNco

1 month ago 1582 421 39 25

Still thinking about the two 7th graders who sang at a thing I was adjudicating and their "fun" fact about the song they were performing

"It was written in the late 1900s! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ"

Song was copyright 1997.

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

ABSOLUTELY, plus the culture of changing handles/pfps every so often. I know I'm gonna miss people just because they chose to mix things up and I missed their new info ๐Ÿ˜ญ

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

Thank you! I've also been finding as many people as I can from Tumblr on here, then scanning the people they follow for anyone I've missed

The real downside is that many people over there don't have any other social media they actually use (see: also me, until about 4 hours ago)

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

Y'know quote-tweets? All reblogs and replies are now QTs. But worse. If you have the app go turn off auto updates Right Now, it hasn't infected most apps yet

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

I have a wafrn! But the app currently crashes whenever I try to make a post (this is new and may be related to Today's Nonsense). More importantly I am struggling to find bsky folks to follow there without just coming here, finding the person, then copy-pasting their info there, am I making Mistakes

1 month ago 4 0 1 0

Oh fuck there's a character limit my long-winded ass is doomed

1 month ago 1 1 1 0

Uhhhh anything, I have like 4 accounts that are all allegedly fediverse, but I'd prefer to use bsky or something else with an official app, can I follow people across accounts?

Also culture. Reblogs aren't a thing here and I never used twitter so idk what the like. Interaction culture is over here

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro.

 Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling.
Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself?
Green: Iaaah!

Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling.
Blue: I didn't mean to startle you.
Green: It's okay.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is hanging up laundry, while singing Cherubino's aria from the opera The Wedding of Figaro. Blue peeks from behind a bedsheet, startling Green badly enough to prompt Green to shoot straight up through the ceiling. Blue: You sing when you do laundry by yourself? Green: Iaaah! Taken aback, Blue looks apologetically up to the ceiling. Blue: I didn't mean to startle you. Green: It's okay.

1 month ago 3197 540 22 7

Okay Tumblr may have finally scared everyone off by physically breaking the site. How the Fuck does the fediverse work

1 month ago 3 0 2 0

Hmm
So John Hughes and John Waters are different people
Reevaluating my understanding of a bunch of movies I haven't watched

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Insurers retreat from AI cover as risk of multibillion-dollar claims mounts AIG, Great American and WR Berkley seek permission to limit liability from AI agents and chatbots

This is the technological equivalent of not being able to get your house insured in Florida, and for similar reasons.

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4 months ago 585 154 15 7

It is not my fault I am Solutions Oriented

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

It seems @js126.bsky.social would appreciate if I would share relevant information before asking questions. Such as:
"There's a single mouse in the garage," not just "how do you catch and release mice"
Or
"The lawnmower is on fire in the driveway," not just "so how do you put out a lawnmower fire."

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

I am unstoppable, indomitable, the best that has ever done it (in fantasy football)

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

"gee, how'd you get so good at ladder stitch and sewing weird fabrics by hand??"

Well you see my dogs get emotionally attached to their toys. But they also like to surgically disembowel their toys. Anyway I repaired four disassembled dog toys today

5 months ago 3 1 1 0

Retracting what I said about Mel being smart. She just tried to eat a rock

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Are the Cleveland browns uniforms supposed to look like tootsie roll wrappers

6 months ago 0 0 0 0
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He sees the ball go in. He watches *my hand* as it pulls the trigger. Does not witness the ball leave the gun. Tries to stick his snoot *in the barrel of the gun*. Mel returns with the ball (she is smart and clocked the game as a 5 month old puppy)

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

The nerf ball gun is a magic trick but only to Zag and only because he's stupid

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

If I lose my 4-0 win streak to the only other undefeated person in the league it's fine and I'll be normal about it (<-- lying)

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

I do not care about my fantasy football team I do not care about my fantasy football team I do not care about my fantasy football team (<-- lying)

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

No one can convince me Jason Kelce and Ryan Fitzpatrick aren't the same guy

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

I should have run Jordan Love over Josh Allen. What a week to be a Packers fan

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

The Cardinals defense has 21 points in fantasy football as I write this

If the Panthers fucking up wins me my matchup this week what do I even do

7 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Jesus christ Josh Allen is 28% of my total fantasy points

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

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8 months ago 1 0 0 0

The cowboys should have the cow and the Texans should have the star. I do not care whether the teams swap names or logos. Someone get on solving this very simple and obvious problem for me. Thanks.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sorry to sports-post but I have beef with both Texas football teams (do not @ me if there are more than 2 I do not care)

The Texans should not have a longhorn cow as their logo.
The Cowboys should not have the Lonestar as their logo.

8 months ago 0 0 1 0
Bad digital sketch of the front of a car with a dog excitedly sticking its head out the sunroof

Bad digital sketch of the front of a car with a dog excitedly sticking its head out the sunroof

Bad drawing of the day

1 year ago 3 0 0 0