Hola 🥺🥺 omg I got a new phone so I'm catching up. Yes! Let's try to hook up!

👀👀 I want to hang w the famous gutless wonder

It will be early may 😭😭

Hey hi hello hi

I will be in NYC in a few weeks. Any Rats or Weywos wanna hang?

Quote this post with your AO3 fic with the most kudos!

Awww it's my precious TFTAS.

I miss them.

archiveofourown.org/works/42933960

FWENDS! I'm in my weird girl book era. Loved Mr Magic and As It It Never Happened. What weird girl thrillers are your faves? ❤️❤️ (And not Gone Girl bc idk that one just gave me the sads)

So. Where are all those girls from U of Indianapolis crying over Adam's dick because I wanna know. I WANT TO KNOW.

THEY CRIED. BECAUSE OF HIS COCK BRO.

Lol I just followed back..idk sorry. I'm not good at this

Omg DM me bc I want to rant too

Can I be a bitch for a second?

Who the fuck tells people "I met a celebrity before they were famous. Everyone loved him but I didn't .. he wasn't charming. He wasn't funny..."

Cool story bro. Make lots of friends w that one?

Make me write this Breylo one shot.

Lol imagine seeing some dude: tall, lanky, weirdo, off putting... And thinking: oh. I don't see the big deal.

😭😭It's my whole type!!!!

He was just her stepbrother.

He was also 20 and she was underage. 🥵🥵🥴😊

Mr. Lala: ok babe. Gonna go--
Me: uugghhhh don't. Stay and do stuff for me.
Mr. Lala: I don't do stuff for you--
Me: HEY--
Mr. Lala: I do stuff TO you.

I WAS CRYING TO THIS LAST NIGHT

It's kinda creepy but I like it

It's so good so far. It's like a quieter, non terrifying but still scary version of It.

Has anyone else read this? It's not a romance but man is it so Reylo.

No spoilers. I'm not done yet.

Re: Timotee.

Adam would NEVER.

46 L jacket 😫

46 means 46" around his chest so that's like his bust size my god 😭😭🥵🥵

I watched Howls Moving Castle again this morning and I crave a quiet and troubled love 🥺🥺

I really need Studio Ghibli to do a version of The Last Unicorn. I need it.

I just think if Christian Bale is in Heat 2 and Adam is eventually going to announce he's also in it, I'm going to have the most gigantic acting boner, you'll see it from the moon.

Idk if anyone .... Cares.

But I have been here less and it's because I started a business last year.

It's not writing related, but it does let me be creative.

And business is good! But I have less time for my real passion

(adam driver's schlong)

Do you ever think about how this dumbass Dyson Air wrapped is hair and put on makeup before going into that interrogation room?

😂😂😂

It's an all weather tent 😭

Where'd he get that coat? The giant store? Were they happy to see him again? Do they still have a file on his condom size from college?

DAYUM he looks ROBUST.

He can robust his balls all over my hair 😭🥵🥵🥵