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THE MOUTH WHISPERER

The part I found most interesting. Out of 3756, 1230 reported anxiety 901 reported insomnia and 827 depression.

Not a doctor, just a veteran aryan

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

Lung to lung transmission for the ultimate filter human not included

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

As a life coach, the thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.

Mab Graves

imagine moving to a sleepy little seaside town only to find out there are no daily murders

I remember the world wide web in its wild west youth, we'd send an esnail on one birthday to get there by the next

Impolitic to admit but it's mostly first worldlings that have good taste. It's the fat of course.

user named cor y co-worker: [showing me her baby] this is derrick me: hello Derrick baby: me: are u sure that’s his name

Yeah, that baby's a cop

[Abraham about to sacrifice his son, Isaac. Abraham stands over Isaac, who is bound on a stone altar covered in wood. Abraham holds a knife aloft in his right hand while covering Isaac's eyes with his left.] Abraham is our next contestant on: Is it cake?

I hope it's cake

A meat shaped figure that resembles the ET character from the movie "ET: The Extraterrestrial" sitting over a barbecue spit getting cooked

The ending that Spielberg never really wanted to show us. He didn't complete that call as dialed.

Being a very cis het guy in this particular dumb era I’ve thought a lot about the idea of manliness and masculinity and I think at the most basic level the answer is that people should both *feel* safer and actually *be* safer in your presence, and the rest is just commentary

Boobs of the apocalypse? Not the point. Oily shirt aversion. That's crucial. Most important? Crowd sourcing the process. We're here for you in your hour of need.

The point of pickles isn't the pickle. That's just decor. The point of pickles is the pickle juice.

Dropping a lasagna into a paper shredder would be a more efficient way to make spaghetti.

It's Skinner with clothespins under his hat for a face-lift

anyone else feel like were all in a burning building and have been coerced to take the elevator to safety

No I didn't steal your joke it's just your doppelbanger

Another question for any thinkers out there; Why are “we the people” paying $60bn to $100bn+ every year to have a congress who is on vacation 90% of the time, and refuses to do anything “FOR“ we the people??!?!? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Study explores link between smoking, dementia Direct signaling pathways between the brain and the lungs could be behind smokers’ higher dementia and neurodegeneration rates

Smoking has long been linked to dementia. New UChicago PME research may explain why. It suggests nicotine exposure prompts lung cells to send signals that disrupt iron balance in neurons, revealing a lung-to-brain communication pathway. 🧪

pme.uchicago.edu/news/study-e...

Mini models of the human brain are revealing how this complex organ takes shape Lab-grown organoids are turbo-charging the study of human brain development and disease.

“Over the next decade these stem-cell-based models will increasingly help reveal the biology of complex brain conditions & demystify diseases that have long remained inaccessible” says organoid guru @sergiuppasca.bsky.social in this Nature news piece on an elegant & beautiful area of modern science🧪

A breath test reveals infections deep inside tissues of mice Bacteria turn sugars labeled with carbon-13 into detectable carbon dioxide, quickly identifying infections in mice

Diagnosing bacterial infections deep inside your tissues can be highly invasive. Now researchers have made strides toward solving this issue. They report a method that can detect bacterial infections on the breath of mice, even when the bacteria are deep inside their bodies.

#chemsky 🧪

He's brought you the lottery ticket

Front or back

Can’t wait for them to confirm that the moon is haunted