The world is descending into fascism but this time there’s no one around to stop it

an illustration. A family picks apples together. On the left a young person climbs a ladder up to the tree boughs. On the right a standing figure hands an apple into the hand of a seated figure who is also holding a basket of apples. They smirk at each other. The apple tree has two banners. One "Para Todos Todo" and the other "Everything for Everyone"

Everything for Everyone

They could’ve just nationalised the femboys like I suggested but nooooo we gotta speedrun fascism

shoutout to cotton candy, the asbestos of sugar

Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

mother teeth's brushiest soldier

!!!!!!!

Jumbo Buffoon Pack from Balatro

I opened one of these and you popped out

"i don't even know if this is what you said, but the phrase 'dick n balls status: gargled' is stuck in my head"

my faggot wifeguy is a silly billy and i love them sm

Im just a guy with an average penis turning into a girl with a slightly below average penis

smoking a goint

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by playing flugabone

faggot :)

😭💕

every bird is a lil bit fruity, y'know? like.. 🦚🦜🦤🦩🦢? fruity.

bratting by shutting up when she says shut up faggot

A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

painful though?! nobody ever told me that leeches fucking hurt lmao

i had a leech biting my waist today and i wasn't even a massive fucken weenie about it. gross though ew

🎶 i put my trust in broken milkshakes-

i misheard knife emoji as wife emoji

platonically tonguing the underside of her dick call that best friendulum

everyone looks like a pathetic loser when they cum, it's the best part

i love bad faith arguments they're way funnier

Yeah Im getting 'The Surgery'

(Getting succubus horns surgically added that can be used as terrifying weapons or as handlebars)