this is ruthlessly fair and yet. (even when they're winning it still feels like losing.)

I wish I knew because I would absolutely do more of that.

I have committed a great Bluesky crime, it seems.

birding: the great indiscretion of our times.

A great blocklist to be on, honestly.

pervs of the first order

Just discovered I'm on a blocklist that specifies "birders," and I am thrilled. What an incredible concept.

"These people out there *observing birds.* Preposterous! I cannot support it."

I am on a blocklist that includes "birders." which, fair! but also what an incredible concept for a blocklist.

OK but can you do the same for the Phils

An appeal for more bands like AC/DC

Our last pontiff had bars but this guy is gonna OPEN UP THIS PIT.

This is the ecclesiastical tab roundup that I crave and we deserve.

every tshirt dreams to become a muscle tee.

I thought my marriage was solid but the spouse just switched the TV to the Spurs match and who would do that to someone you claim to love?

There's a hivemind I cannot access but it surprises me every time and I always think I'm living in a glitching simulation.

we are never allowed to have nice things ISTG

Still cannot get over how ugly the Phillies CityConnect uniforms are. Pure abomination.

I feel terrible for ignoring things happening in the wider world -- even just the unhinged racists losing their shit about the very existence of Mamdani -- but I have absolutely no reserves right now. I can't even get through basic PT without dissolving into a depressive crying sesh.

I learned about it against my will and honestly the void should take us all

I don't even want to know, do I?

will be better once I can photosynthesize

moss gang unite

it would be so perfect. just hang out with, like, an isopod buddy or something.

Jobs were a mistake. I need to become moss.

Been listening to Train Jazz all day and dreaming of the moment when every computer simultaneously melts from Judge Doom's Digital Dip.

A giant booooo for those wait times but I am stoked for you! I am happy to chat about my experiences with top surgery (including things I did not expect the plastic surgeon to ask!) and recovery if that would be helpful.

this is an incredible photo

Prepping for my first day back at work after surgery and I am not sure how ready I am for this.

Jer and I are thinking either jaeger or Larus sp. Not barrel-chested enough for a skua IMO and everything is wrong for shearwater.

Looks like 40 to 50 miles offshore, so it's possible to be Larus.