There’s a slowly growing possibility they just outright collapse their own agricultural sector for no reason

i think it is cool that the president of the united states routinely slurs black people as biological inferior

A million years of ball coaches: You're small, just put it on the ground

Nico Hoerner

Trump take egg

People who were openly rooting for a president-for-life a year ago mad about gerrymandering sounds like you’re just losers who don’t like losing

Can Murakami do it again tomorrow?

5-game HR streak would tie the longest by an MLB rookie, done 12x including once by a White Sox rookie — 1983 Ron Kittle (@EliasSports)

Would also tie the White Sox franchise record for longest such streak, done 7x by 6 players

if you’ve suddenly realized gerrymandering is bad, may I introduce you to the electoral college

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

The Mets are 36-54 since Mr. Met fell off the stage at the Lumineers concert last summer. That's a 65-win pace over a full season.

12 in a row

2026 Home run tally:

Nico Hoerner - 4
Busch & Suzuki - 0

Just as we all expected.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

If a guy pitches, he should count against the 13 pitcher limit. If Ohtani is injured and can't pitch but will continue to hit, he would not count against the 13 pitcher limit. If he is healthy and pitching, he should count against the limit.

Pretty simple.

guy who created the MLBN top 100 players list that didn't include Nico Hoerner, checking the highlights every morning

Dansby Swanson's home run was the hardest-hit ball of his career.

Realizing US citizens paid $166 Billion in illegal tariffs and now it’s being refunded back to corporations instead of us.

They are talking like traffic engineers haven't been trying - and failing - to fix traffic congestion for the last 70+ years

It's the wrong question to ask

And a good part of the reason we're in the mess that we're in

And she was right

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Is that good

(Imanaga)

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed

real loser stuff here lmao

Pitching to Nico Hoerner with the game winning run on 3rd and 1st base open in the bottom of the 10th is quite possibly the worst managerial decision anyone could ever make.

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Hell ya

Unless you want to get rid of ABS, there are always going to be pitches that barely are or aren't strikes.

let's make a cultural value judgment: palantir are a bunch of execrable fascist shitheads and their ideas go against the basis of every civilized country on earth, from which they should be extirpated like the intellectual cancer they are