@asewcialist.bsky.social I don't trust trees. They look a little shady.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Yes. What a jerk

A bloom from a star magnolia tree

And partially opened bloom from a star magnolia tree

The star magnolia is shining ⭐️

This is very nice 🤩

Here still asking. 220/228.66 so it's so the protein is so close
I badly need help with this loan bc I took it out before I lost my job and I know I really messed up. I can only beg so much, already feel like I've ruined our sons bday
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Let’s see….yup, that’s correct!

I feel like an old person, because why are tickets to see the Red Sox so fucking expensive now?!

Chamel Abdulkarim and Luigi Mangione have some modern outlaw folk hero vibes.

The only two men I’d thank for their service

That one took me a sec 😂😂😂

@asewcialist.bsky.social

This is a winning strategy!

due to macroeconomic headwinds, they are now the average average bosstones

It’s always neat when people make up their own history to match their narrative.

This post is confusion, jfc Maureen, proofread for once 😅

People keep posting photos of one guy who lit stuff on fire and claiming it’s the other guy who tried to light things on fire and honestly, internet, get your shit together.

This is confusion is no acceptable this many days after the events.

Thank you

Leftist influencers will see cool things other people do and put their face all on a video acting like they would do that too, while doing nothing but making internet videos

We can usually bond over music or art, but if none of those hit, it automatically becomes a quiet appointment

It’s that time of year again when I get to complain about my boomer neighbors for hoarding housing, because they show up every other week between April and October and then sporadically in the winter.

a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck . Alt: a close up of a man in a suit, Joe Biden, with a question mark on his neck and look of absolute confusion upon his face

Me talking to clients in the spring: so, do you garden?

Them: no, not my thing.

Me:

Let’s hope you don’t regret it forever

I hate bluesky! I didn’t even see these fantastic garden posts!!!!! This exciting! I didn’t do snapdragons this year, I’ll live vicariously through you!

#Garden2026

The seedling gauntlet has commenced.

Baby snapdragons, moss roses, and bodacious hybrids.

Dang tomatoes get leggy so fast. The first 3 came up and I put them 4” under my brightest lamp. Next three came up under the light and got leggy in the 8 hours that the timer was off. 😳🙃

I wish you had

At least he didn’t call him twig girdler lol

That’s basically what we hard we even had potatoes!

I made everything separately because that’s how she eats everything, separate lol

My daughter: what’s for dinner?

Me: we have sausages and we have bacon. Which one do you want?

Her: well, I just don’t understand why we can’t have both.

So, anyway, im making both.

Learning about my Paw Paw trees before planting them and I came across a couple pests that can be a problem and I think I’m going to start using these as insults:

pawpaw peduncle borer
twig girdlers