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Posts by Maroon Mudskipper

As a yarn shop shopper and yarn shop worker, I have both felt this and had customers say “it’s so nice when it’s just you and nobody is hounding me”

And also a third thing where I wish everyone would just shop online instead of bothering me in person

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The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!”

ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.

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Parmesan rind

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11 months ago 158 26 5 0

Political rivals?
Just kill them.
Ideological opponents?
Just kill them.
Merchants gaming the system?
Just kill them.

天生萬物以養人
人無一善以報天
殺殺殺殺殺殺殺

11 months ago 0 1 1 0

If you figure it out, let me know

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

“If I do not hear from you, I will assume you do not plan to comply with the President’s Executive Order,” wrote Musk representative Nate Cavanaugh. This is a blatant overreach of their authority. Please do not cooperate.

1 year ago 2480 374 24 9

Sorry for the late-night update. Musk’s staffers are reaching out to leaders of nonprofit organizations, demanding to assign DOGE team members to any institute or agency receiving federal funds.

1 year ago 3802 1095 162 93

I think that I, personally, should get get discounted museum/aquarium/zoo entry because WILL make it up as I exit through the gift shop

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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A brown dog and a black dog share the same dog bed. There is a quilt in the dog bed. The brown dog is further away from the camera, looking off to the right of the image. The black dog is passed the fuck out, half falling off the dog bed

A brown dog and a black dog share the same dog bed. There is a quilt in the dog bed. The brown dog is further away from the camera, looking off to the right of the image. The black dog is passed the fuck out, half falling off the dog bed

Sisters

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

My country is descending into fascism AND my dog is probably dying I CANNOT do both of these things at the same time

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A mostly dark brown shrimp sits on a piece of driftwood, grazing on biofilm

A mostly dark brown shrimp sits on a piece of driftwood, grazing on biofilm

Check out this random chocolate shrimp in my blue shrimp colony!

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(Yeah, I assumed it was about me, but humans assume everything is about them, too. It’s not an uncommon problem, okay?)

1 year ago 71 7 1 0

Ok I need the alcohol-free sober fake liquors and the weed-instead-of-alcohol fake liquors to come to some kind of arrangement because I can’t tell which “alcohol-free buzz” is being coyly marketed to me…“herbal tincture” vs “botanical beverage” SO IS GIN

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

repost this if anti-trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you

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House Bill 1539 (2025) - The Florida Senate

Hey fellow Floridians.

Take a look at SB 1692 (HB 1539). It's trying to make book bans easier by creating a state-level THING that's going to cost you $3M a YEAR. This would make it nearly impossible for anyone to object when a book is deemed "harmful to minors"🧵

1 year ago 39 27 1 5
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Same here lol, which is why I don’t knit socks

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

So in the awesome future the authoritarian takeover is planning, coming soon near you, you're just chilling when all of a sudden the air seems a little funny. Dark & weird & spooky then the wind picks up. Then the floodwaters come & you're in a catastrophic hurricane. But you never got the forecast.

1 year ago 138 31 3 1

If I knit socks, socks. Maybe the crown decreases on a fingering weight hat?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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Elon Musk’s $1 Spending Limit Is Paralyzing Federal Agencies The DOGE-mandated credit card freeze is delaying shipments of critical supplies, stalling travel, and stopping employees from doing their jobs.

NEW: Last month, the Trump administration placed a $1 spending limit on most government-issued credit cards that federal employees use to cover travel and work expenses. It's paralyzing federal agencies.

1 year ago 1369 514 84 53

My tiny 401k lost money like two years in a row so I just pulled it out because even if it grew 10x between now and when I’m 70 it still wouldn’t be enough to afford an apartment at 2025 prices so why bother?

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.

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1 year ago 9 3 0 0
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Spending isn't a “conspiracy” just because Musk doesn’t know how to read usaspending.gov.

A program isn't waste just because it doesn’t help the richest man in the world.

It isn't fraud just because he doesn’t like it.

A law is not illegal just because he disagrees with it.

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I just want to go back to my cubicle and watch Sanctuary Moon

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
Jeremy Crawford: Get out there and defeat your bosses today!
D&D Beyond: For legal reasons we feel like we should clarify, he means Dungeons & Dragons bosses.
Crawford: I mean what I mean (with an image of the Hasbro CEO).

Jeremy Crawford: Get out there and defeat your bosses today! D&D Beyond: For legal reasons we feel like we should clarify, he means Dungeons & Dragons bosses. Crawford: I mean what I mean (with an image of the Hasbro CEO).

Well, that's a ruling. Get out there and do it.

1 year ago 169 38 0 1
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

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