Oh he knows he is next to be fired and he is scared.

Lolololol.

That is one very adorable dog.

I want to see the 24-26 buyers realize that they also will never, ever see full FSD and have to wait for Musk to make their own statement in 3-4 years so they can also sue.

And Tesla is screwed. This isn’t a “he said, company said” where it’s ambiguous. They have recorded and certified transcripts from many, many shareholder meeting and press events. Musk was unambiguous in the promises.

Yup. A massive class action suit. One where each person deserved VW Diesel level compensation too. Buying their car back from them at close to original purchase value (what my friend got for his VW) or guaranteeing full and free hardware upgrades.

I told you guys for years that this is coming. This will be a class action lawsuit if he doesn’t offer the upgrades for free.

And Tesla deserves to lose the lawsuit.

This looks incredibly good.

If you're a shareholder, vote no on the Paramount & Warner Bros. Discovery merger up for vote his Thurs April 23 to keep the Ellisons from consolidating their media power & censoring truth in news reporting & content in film & tv that does not align w/ their MAGA agenda.

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Brianna getting to the point of advocating eugenics so nobody has to suffer like she has is very frightening.

This is helping the Nazis exterminate your friends.

She needs help and I hope someone close to her gets her the help she needs.

I’m going to make a VERY SAFE assumption that that person is one of the arses who think “jetway miracles” is a thing.

Why wouldn’t you describe your worst day? Because it is absolutely a day that will occur again and why not be prepared for those days?

And for a disabled person a “worst day” can last a very long time and be completely debilitating.

If the GOP doesn’t like it, they are welcome to make all gerrymandering illegal.

Virginia Redistricting Referendum Results Virginia voters approved a Democratic plan to allow them to redraw the state congressional map for the remainder of the decade - part of the partisan battle over redistricting happening in several states ahead of the 2026 midterm election. The proposed map would give Democrats a chance at winning 10 of Virginia's 11 congressional districts, a dramatic shift from the current 6-5 split in the Virginia House delegation. Amendment: Congressional Redistricting PASSED • Yes / 1,548,436 51.2% No 1,476,450 48.8%

WELL DONE VIRGINIA!!!

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Have a meetup of friends and their SO — fill the entire train car. Once they begin, start a competition to who can be the loudest.

Did he talk about her disparagingly after again?

Or did he go full planes, trains, and automobiles on you?

Oh based on your bad trolling, the terminology you use, and the obvious “I am still a teenager in high school” demeanor I am extremely confident you not only know what I am talking about you know exactly what that abbreviation means. Because you visit there frequently.

Wow. I thought I was joking when I said earlier that this troll is one of those pathetic KF/chan folks.

Now I think they actually did come over from there.

Reading that person’s replies I can’t tell if they are a KF loony or someone who bought the Depp PR campaign so hard they actually believe the gaslighting.

Every single journalist that shows up at Trumps bootlicking dinner this weekend should not only be fired, but prevented from ever doing a job in journalism again.

They are there to celebrate the destruction of their profession with Hitler 2.0 as the keynote speaker.

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I look forward to his new memoir where he pretends he never bribed Trump or stood next to him in support of Trump’s evil.

I hope his legacy is of seeing fascism, bigotry, racism, and corruption take power and immediately begging to be a willing part of all of that.

Tim Apple enthusiastically dragged Apple through the mud and deserves to have a negative legacy as a result.

I’m glad Tim Apple is stepping down after licking Trumps boot for so long.

I hope new executive has a lot more of a spine.

Post-Herb Kotaku is flourishing now that they don’t have a useless brunchlord like herb trying to shove his very bad ideas into everything.

Kotaku has some of the best people writing for it (past and present). Can’t wait to see what this new staff does.

Huge congrats!!!

Onion finally takes over Infowars and does the best thing by brutally destroying its legacy by using it to destroy all other right wing sites through satire.

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The look with the other dog jumping around in the background. Every single time I’ve replayed it. Hilarious.

I laughed way too hard at the ending here.

Somehow Google Glasses looked less dorky than this a decade or so ago.

These look like someone stole the poorly fitting 3D glasses from a Universal Studios ride.

Hey. He is a super lawyer. They don’t give that to just anyone. He paid good money to be featured in that highly selective list that goes to everyone who has ever considered attending law school.