Going to r/UpperEastSide and indiscriminately downvoting every post and comment unread is legally considered meditation in NY State.

I already started!

walker told me i have aids YouTube video by FlashClips

On this sad day, it’s important to remember Chuck Norris’s most important contribution:

I mean of you! Of you!

JEALOUS!!!!

So "human rights are human rights" is something that has to be said now.

Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car

[REDACTED] CAN EVEN ACT!

This year I will devote myself more fully to learning my second language (Cockney Rhyming Slang).

This essay should win awards.

Every New Yorker will remember what they were doing when Mamdani’s Blizzard of ‘26 Emergency Alert caused them to scream, jump 12 feet, and set something random on fire.

Nothing on tv is operating on Industry’s level right now. Nobody’s even close.

Turn on subtitles. There's a whole show beneath the show created in ADR. (This doesn't apply to this season, however.)

This vague nonsense is as enforceable as a demand that they all stop being racist in their hearts. Toothless!

Try the Starbucks on the west side or Magnolia Bakery on the east.

I enjoyed this without context. Then, I realized the Grammys are tonight.

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

Wow.

This isn’t a spoiler, but I think the Wordle people will be issuing an apology for today’s word, which is historically not great.

I miss Downfall videos so much! Hilarious! The ending!

Me when my time comes:

White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest Guardian analysis shows images are the same, with Nekima Levy Armstrong looking composed in original but sobbing after alteration

I know some people are cynical about everything now and just say “eh, what do you expect” at every new low, but really this is just astonishing and outrageous, and I don’t think we should shrug at that www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If Armando Iannucci and Stewart Lee making fun of Trump and his Board of Peace for half an hour sounds like just the ticket today, Ianucci's podcast can be found here. I laughed so hard: www.bbc.com/audio/play/m...

Someone should write a thing about GoFundMe as a dystopian proxy war battlefield.

Here's a secret nobody knows:
To BRIEF someone is to share your knowledge with them.
To DEBRIEF someone is to *extract knowledge from them*.
Go forth and write TV shows, movies, novels, works of non-fiction, and articles that actually get this right.

I feel bad for the UK presenter, panel show mainstay, and Celebrity Traitors star Jonathan Ross for having to share his name with a ICE bully murderer who isn't going to be having a good time from now on/ever again.

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

Googled and it's probably the Minneapolis Star Tribune, but it's about to be everywhere for the rest of his miserable and hopefully [redacted] life. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

All chatbot owners are responsible for every single action of their chatbots, including suicides and child porn. And every one of them should be held criminally liable.

You can disagree if you like; I'm just telling you the conclusion future historians and ethicists will reach and teach.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.