I love the word crisp because it really is

if you saw me cross posting tweets on bluesky, no you didn’t <3

do u think ppl whose cars are the same make and model as police cars just woke up and thought

yeah I wanna mildly stress out everyone who drives near me

if you die in twitter you die in bluesky

being a woman in the workplace is cool bc all you have to do is ask a man a menial question once and they’ll love you forever

it’s really that simple

I am so brave for saying this

a photo of a man wearing short shorts will do more numbers than any egirl’s thirst trap

true art

she asked me what I wanted as if one ever really knew

and I said, "dull domestication, free from pressure to pursue”

if you pay really close attention you’ll notice your thoughts and feelings are the same thing

men with guitars are assumed to be annoying unless proven otherwise

on a chuck palahniuk kick rn

I’m so glad you’re a bluesky baddie

happy 2 hear from you🫶🏻

let me spel t his out in a way you yuppies will understand. there is more alcohol in kombucha than unemplyment in america

I think it’s beautiful that twitter has the tweet, bluesky has the skyline, and facebook is a retirement home

this is alpha as hell, love to see it

when were you not?

shhh it’ll all be okay, let’s get you back to bed

I should get a patio beer

have exploratory discourse without drawing conclusions

share what you’re noticing without needing to argue a perspective

practice leading with curiosity

the world is a beautiful place and I’m only slightly afraid I may die

@jay.bsky.team has to be one of the most involved, brilliant, and down to earth leaders of a social platform I’ve yet to see

inspiring for what the future of online interactions can look like

🔹onward we go🔹

gn sweet anon🫶🏻

delete this

chrissy teigen

good bait

I’m drooling

quit

I’ve been filming the couple next to me at this coffee shop for the last hour hoping for some good content. No luck so far (the manager has asked me to leave or will be calling the police)

let’s go