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Posts by Matts Beans

Well he’s a legitimately funny and talented guy. So I get it how it was ignored. But also, unfortunately his stance is a very common one in the western world. So in terms controversies, I don’t think most consoomers in this country would give a shit. He has good company as it were.

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Hey man you can like what you like. I was fully expecting it to be exactly what it was because I felt the same way about the original.

Like ya said. It’s a kids movie. Not always gonna get something with depth of character.

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Right. It’s kid slop. I’ve said this many times before about the original.
My kid loved it, which made it a fun experience for me. That’s what mattered most to me since it was his second movie.

But the movies plot is objectively meandering and stupid.

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God don’t remind me. I saw that as a kid and was confused as hell about what I had watched

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Which is to say: super flashy animation and nostalgia, but also super fucking stupid story

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This gif summarizes my review of the Mario movie

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Well like I said. I dunno what his views are now. But I know the kind of people that occupied that space prior to smiling friends so.

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If you look at it from the same angle as someone like Alan Moore, it makes a lot of sense.

I don’t agree with him 100% as I love comics and don’t think it’s a foregone conclusion like he does…

but I do think there’s something to what he’s saying.

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-See pragmata game.

-Bet it attracts some weirdos due to little
Girl.

-Be more right than I’ve ever been in my life.

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Unsurprising to me. Not sure where Zach stands on this shit now, but during the European immigration crisis he was not shy on painting many of the refugees as violent thugs on Twitter.

So I’m not surprised if the preexisting fans of Zach welcomed this stuff with open arms.

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twitch.tv/mattsbeans
gunna punch you in the penis

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I’ll inflate yo momma

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

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lol. Lmao even

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TIP TOE, THROUGH THE TULIPS, WITH ME~

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Been referencing a lot of 90s cartoon backgrounds lately to try and learn that style. Ren and stimpy, stuff like that.

This one specifically references adventures of sonic the hedgehog when he falls into the itchy flowers and inflates big and round.

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How I feel watching conservatives self implode

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They’re capable of doing more than spectacle. But they are much more of a kid slop factory than Pixar or Disney, for sure.

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Yeah. It’s a theme that runs through it and seems to have taken a backseat, either because Nintendo didn’t want it, or the people behind the film aren’t very good at
Story telling , and just wanted a cash grab.

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For sure. But also we’re lookin at it from an adult perspective.

For all I know I’m way off, and they just wanted to pump out a half baked thing that checked some boxes to get children in seats.

I mean there were ton of half baked animated films when I was a kid.

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It’s a shame really.
I think an emotional core is essential to a quality film experience. It’s kinda needed For us to connect with the characters and care about the story.

The Mario movie was pretty to look at but felt hollow.

My kid loves it tho . So I suppose that’s the target right there!

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Like I wonder if, after the failed live action mario movie, Nintendo did not want to take any chances, and did not want Mario to emote too much. Like , do not get into the emotional weeds and make us feel too many things.

Just keep it light, and reference the games a ton.

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I often wonder if the team behind the Mario movie initially wanted a more emotionally driven story. What I mean is, in the first film there was multiple instances of Mario trying to impress “dad”.

And I wonder if Nintendo said “absolutely” not…so the movie became more focused on spectacle.

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I’ll have you know in the 90s my ww2 vet grandpa hated Jews, Mexicans, black ppl, Asians, Italians, Indians etc etc.

The joke used to be “who do you not hate??”

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Bro over her sounding like a grandpa from the 90s

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Heh

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