I can’t believe it’s finally going through. The Onion is about to acquire InfoWars any day now.

Congrats @bencollins.bsky.social !!

Just a heads up for all the Knicks fans who haven’t watched basketball since last May: they lost last night

No question. They show up all over the place. PacNW obviously but North Carolina and the Appalachias too.

Sasquatches are 100% real, and are interdimensional beings

Agreed

Underwater aliens

Ellen sacrifices children

I was an opiate addict, and the worst decision I’ve ever made was smoking cigarettes in high school. This dumb ass vape doesn’t leave my hand 25 years later. Truly the stupidest people on earth.

@terrence.bsky.social

I’m so honored you tagged me in this

Hahahaha

CRIME INTEL - @worldcrimeintel

USA: Carmine Agnello, grandson of mob boss John Gotti, was sentenced to 15 months in federal prison for lying on applications for COVID relief and illegally receiving approximately $1 million in loans. He will also serve two years of supervised release and must pay restitution.

The consensus that I’m hearing is that the Biscuits have finally turned a corner with Marlon on drums. If they were playing as many shows as they did the last few years (or if they fucking practiced), it would have happened sooner. But either way, this is great news.

Ok thx B4L.

Not only that, but he’s become an excellent defender in the last few years. Three years ago in that Heat series he got preyed on.

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That Hauser ball fake

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And so it begins. Celtics in 5. Let’s GO

They’re constantly on the road, I’m sure they’ll be back soon

I can’t heap enough praise upon Squeaky Feet. I don’t have the jambandwidth that some of y’all do but they blew me the fuck away this weekend.

Nope!

I would add the main Library if you’re in the area. The kid’s section is like a whole floor iirc.

Only people who weren’t there

Not tonight

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

These dudes should be playing theater sized venues. Incredible.

Drove down to South Jersey for another night of Squeaky Feet cuz they’re good as hell

Hell yeah have fun

Right, same

Wyd tonight? Come to Squeaky Feet, free show in Woodland NJ

Gonna listen on the ride to South Jersey later. This show has so much potential on paper. I refuse to give up on them just yet.