Not tonight

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

These dudes should be playing theater sized venues. Incredible.

Drove down to South Jersey for another night of Squeaky Feet cuz they’re good as hell

Hell yeah have fun

Right, same

Wyd tonight? Come to Squeaky Feet, free show in Woodland NJ

Gonna listen on the ride to South Jersey later. This show has so much potential on paper. I refuse to give up on them just yet.

I will never get sick of every meme getting Charlie Kirkified

It was dulce de leche from some pizza place like 2 doors down

Da Feet

Snuck an ice cream into my first two set Squeaky Feet show. With permission from the guitarist. Knew it was gonna be a good day.

Oh sick thanks Zack

Amazon nerfed my old Kindle paperwhite. I’m bummed. I can’t put library books on it anymore.

4 hours is more than enough in the middle of a multi night run. Especially in Vegas.

soldier, writing a letter roughly 12 hours before getting blown up by a friendly drone strike because of bad ai intel: "mr hegseth sent us a big bag of convenient dry food that we can take on the go, and there's a cute dog on it to remind us what we're fighting for"

Remind me about this next time you see them

Yeah dude. He plays something once, they go “good enough” and then assume they can play it again, despite it being like 80% right. Go hole up in one of y’all’s basements for a week or two and perfect 50 songs.

I’ve seen nothing to suggest that this has already occurred.

Not too shabby on paper. One of the only/maybe THE only split Mitts. No stops in either set, all alligator mouths. Set two looks gnarly. Shimmy ending is probably my second favorite exclamation point, after B&C.

I really hope they lock in, man. There hasn’t been a truly great show w Marlon yet.

Nice

That gives you plenty of time for a nap!

Exhibit A: Nine Inch Noize official live album just dropped!!

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

We discovered that Dolan’s security teams obsessively tracked Nina Richards, identified in a lawsuit as a trans woman, over a two-year period, monitoring her movements through the venue down to the second. (WIRED is using a pseudonym in this article out of respect for her privacy.)

Today’s gonna be a great day

That’s the funniest late night appearance of all time

Under Fyre Festival

I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. But I was there.

Exactly

Thank you. I’ll switch over next month.

Hahahaha