Oof.

Ask your doctor if everything just aching all the time is for you.

FYI: the preorder links in your blog post just go back to the post itself, not to your shop.

It’s something special, that’s for sure.

People of Illinois, it's primary election day. Come on down to your local ElectionHut and get the Voter Special

March 2026 Cook County Judicial Election Guide | Injustice Watch Injustice Watch's guide to the March 2026 Cook County judicial primary elections.

There are a number of voter guides out there - WBEZ, Block Club, etc. - but one of the best, and most essential, covers the (intentionally) obscure judicial races: Injustice Watch's unbiased, fact-rich survey of the 49 candidates running for 29 judicial vacancies.
2026primary.injusticewatch.org

So on AND so forth—in this economy?

ANIMAL WELL is $17.49 on Steam buff.ly/ksv50ww

Deck verified

I didn't see you were doing a sort. Some heuristics I use for pantry goods:
best-by date + 6 months = totally fine
canned, jar that pops = mostly good forever
pickled, other acidic = probably fine
holes, opened, deep dents, smell, weirdly cloudy, just-bad-vibes = toss it without a thought

Unopened jar + pickled = probably fine.

Deadline to Vote in Chicago’s Snowplow Naming Contest is Saturday; Will ‘Abolish ICE’ Win After Leading Nominations? “Abolish ICE” is now one of 25 finalists that Chicagoans can vote for through Saturday, with the top six vote-getters winning the honor of renaming one snowplow in each of Chicago’s six snow districts...

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Look, all I'm saying is that if you just spent the last six years being frustrated with Durbin and you think there's a chance he's about to be replaced with a guy who thanks ICE for their service and takes AIPAC and crypto money, you should treat it like a very serious emergency

You totally could. Curling is easy to start and do badly at.

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A box of Herbal Cold Care tea with a perforated slot at the bottom of the box.

The same box of Herbal Cold Care tea with the perforated slot open, revealing that the tea bags are aligned vertically at 90 degrees to the slot.

That’s so great that the box comes with an easy dispenser slot so you can take the tea bags out one by one so easily.

Remember kids, nobody has to give the other 11 jurors a speech about what jury nullification is, they can just say “I dunno, prosecution’s story isn’t adding up,” and “sure, maybe, but the judge said ‘beyond reasonable doubt,’ does anyone else have reasonable doubts this was the guy?”

A large poster of William Shatner with the slogan “Boldly Go.” displayed outside of a men’s bathroom.

I’ve got too many jokes trying to get out all at once, like the Three Stooges through a doorway. “Go” “SHATner” “Pass *what* on?”

App update information for the Wendy’s app that reads: “Less bugs, more beef — we've made it easier to customize salads, edit meals, confirm local…”

Oh good, *less* bugs in my beef. Thanks for putting *that* image in my head, Wendy’s.

I haven’t gone to Tahoe on any machine yet from all these kinds of reports.

I love the little gif they made of trying to grab a plate.

Holy cow - instant preorder!

[mumbled] and also with you

The box for the Classic Broadway Shows Advent Calendar and the 24 figurines that came inside.

A friend asked “when are you going to share the answer key?” and I had to explain that this is a terrible knock-off with zero information. And we never got cowboy guy or Walter White or two different ladies in red from the box art. Any guesses appreciated!

A Funko Pop style figurine with crossed legs and some weird green switch.

Day 24: the big finish, what we’ve all been waiting for… who the what?!?

A Funko Pop style figurine with a bright yellow coat and a yellow hat.

Day 23: so frustrating because it’s so distinctive and yet we have no idea.

A Funko Pop style figurine of a British King.

Day 22: hail to the King!

A Funko Pop style figurine of the Lion King from the Broadway musical.

Day 21: Hail to the King!

A Funko Pop style figurine of a woman in a large blue dress, blonde hair, and wearing a crown.

Day 20: Elsa? Cinderella? Cinderelsa?