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CELTIC: “Gift from the keeper, let’s build on this”

ST MIRREN: “Shocker from the keeper, but plenty of time to go”

SFA: “You know who else has been deservedly punished at Hampden? Michae-

2029: SFA issue warning to NASA after astronaut Michael Stewart broadcasts from same solar system as Hampden

Haha, forgot about that

If it ain’t broke, don’t Fix You

Happy ‘Excuse me I asked for the large fish!’ day to all those who celebrate

On this day in Scottish football: 2022

Full 16-slide round-up on Instagram

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MTV Cribs with Nigel Farage

Went to see Romeo & Juliet at the Harold Pinter theatre yesterday and I would like to give credit to this astounding bit of merch:

Even if you wanted to be underhand about it, you could still do a ‘Livingston star buys pub near home of former club Rangers’.

The latest SEO trick is first person ‘I used to play for Rangers, and I think x’, when they haven’t mentioned Rangers and the quote hasn’t even been given to that website

Full 15-slide round-up on Instagram

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Think I missed all the drama

Referee: “You know the rules, and so do I”

Rohlin

An impressive 1-0 win for Japan against one of the tournament favourites, followed three days later by a 1-0 win against England

It’s fine, just checked and they don’t put ‘lost a couple of friendlies beforehand’ asterisks next to the winners

Mind games expert lulls Haiti, Morocco and Brazil into false sense of security

Gorillaz in Glasgow: The cartoon band that frames Damon Albarn’s most human work A euphoric Glasgow show proves Gorillaz are far more than a side project - blending nostalgia, visuals and timeless hits into a powerful live…

"There is something life-affirming about the sight and sound of the late Mark E. Smith on giant screens at an arena gig drawling 'de-LIIII-re-YUUUM'."

www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2596...

@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social

Reviewed Gorillaz for @heraldscotland.bsky.social

SPOILER: I liked it

www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2596...

Striking visuals, Bowieesque vocals, Indian influences, gospel refrains, Idles, Yassin Bey, De La Soul, Mark E. Smith...

It was that kind of night as Gorillaz served up "the best kind of assault on the senses" at Glasgow's OVO Hydro

www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/2596...

@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social

There’s a Malcolm Offord stinking out every pub, office and Facebook comments section.

There’s only one George Michael.

Full 14-slide round-up (a day later than usual and composed in Amsterdam Schiphol by a guy who has been on holiday all week) on Instagram

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