We’re laughably inept

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Now, I see the problem. The Os are like the Amish. They need at least 15 innings to play to their potential.

Americans as a whole

This feels fine.

That’s why I quit the product and will never go back. It’s a parody of pro wrestling at this point.

Try being an Os fan. Can’t hit for shit and just lost a game where they gave up three total hits.

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The #Orioles hitting coach.

Sit back, douse those bricks with a Pupil IPA from Societe Brewing, and chase those dreams! The Thunderous Wizard and Bling Blake are donning our dusters and mullets to kick some mafia ass!

#90smovies #chucknorris

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They’ve been 💩 for almost two years now. It’s getting hard to watch.

How much are we paying these guys to have … (checks notes) … zero 🤬 hits, @birdseyeviewbal.bsky.social!?

#Orioles

Tomorrow, we never had a chance until we learned how to fight back!

#90smovies #chucknorris

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It’s another season of #Orioles baseball!!!!

My expectations for this team are already in the shitter.

Sit back, stretch out those legs with a Big Dippa from Reformation Brewery, and find that armadillo! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are dual-wielding uzis in our best Canadian tuxedos!

#80smovies #actionmovies #ChuckNorris

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Tomorrow, America wasn't ready, but he was!

#ChuckNorris #80sMovies #actionmovies

Legends never truly die, and Chuck Norris was certainly that. Grab your best pair of stretchy jeans and prepare to kick some ass with us! Our next series is all about our favorite bearded tough guy!

Can we just cancel the season now?

Sit back, prep your Oscars speech while enjoying a Backyard Berry from Blake's, and go easy on the face lift! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are going home for Purim!

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Tomorrow, we're coming home for Purim!

Sit back, jog your memory with a Strawberry Blonde Ale from SanTan Brewing, and don't forget the cat! The Thunderous Wizard and Bling Blake are whirly birding all over Director Ritter's secret hideout!

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Tomorrow, the greater the spy, the bigger the lie!

Legit terrible.

Sit back, calm those jitters with a Fear.Movie.Lions Hazy Double IPA, and break a leg! The Thunderous Wizard, Chumpzilla, and Bling Blake are done working for these bastard people!

#90smovies #comedy #craftbeer

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Tomorrow, a broadway-style musical... about a town that's not exactly on Broadway.

#90smovies #comedy

January 30, the world lost an immense comedic talent and person. Thus, we had to honor the life and enduring legacy of Catherine O'Hara. Preview of Guffman drops later today with the full episode in your feeds tomorrow!