Charlize Theron on the Night Her Mother Killed Her Father in Self-Defense
Unfortunately, this is not an isolated story. These things are prevalent in a lot of homes. Women really get a very, very unfair shake, even in this country.
Nobody takes it seriously.
Is this Amazon recruiter going for the Lauren Sanchez look?! 😂
A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU
Gentle reminder…
Apple is closing its first unionized store in the country.
Reminder that Apple spent $700B+ on stock buybacks over the past decade.
CEO Tim Cook raked in over $74M in compensation in 2025 — 650 times the median Apple employee's pay.
The greed of union-busters knows no end.
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Wishing you both an amazing anniversary!!! 🥂
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The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb
We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties
An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.
I know I’m being petty the straight white guys will come after me but I must take issue with the notion that being canceled takes “a couple of years to wear off” Please come see me at theaters smaller than the Hollywood Bowl get tickets at kathygriffin.com I promise to NOT make you watch me jerk off
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This is Jolteon. He was born with an eye disorder that causes fluid buildup and impairs his vision. Without treatment, he's at risk of developing painful blisters and ulcers that may ultimately require the removal of both eyes. You can help him below ❤️🩹
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Wishing you another amazing 30+ years together!!! 🎊
Omg, I sprinkle cinnamon in my cold brew and I always wondered why it never dissolved!
The “Christian” men in sports NEVER have time to speak out on their violent teammates. The ones that serial cheat, have kids out of wedlock, but it’s gay people they have all the energy for.
Religious Psychosis is real.
Mood
Okay we’re all gonna have great days
An NBA player was quoted on a podcast as saying if your kid is good enough to be competitive then they’re too competitive to pay to play. It was a comment on the pyramid scam of youth travel leagues. Parents lit him up in the comments. I was reminded that no one likes to know they’re being scammed.
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Busy Afternoon
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See you tomorrow, Malibu! #NoKings
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Dearest AmEx, may card members please, please receive some other useful option, like a reduction to the annual fee or an OnlyFans credit, anything other than some AI nonsense??
Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.
Elizabeth Banks
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An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.
A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.
The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
