Thinking about an old college buddy who said women only liked the movie #EverAfter bc the prince was a silly, girly fantasy man who liked that Danielle was a reader. In retrospect, fuck you Brandon.
Deep space nine
My #NewYearsResolution is read more books, grow one (1) goddamn tomato plant to fruition, learn more curses and hexes, and ruthlessly mock people who use chatGPT.
Fill a traffic cone with yaoi and yuri manga, call it the Porn-u-Copia. Thank u, goodnight.
Testing a pattern for a shirt collar #embroidery #centipede #TheNeedForPede
God, I love #DepecheMode. Such range. They got horny goth-cowboy yearning with 'Personal Jesus', and then they turn around with 'I Just Can't Get Enough', a song made entirely of cartoon soubd effects.
"Ooooh, a #girlmom could neeeever understand what I, a #boymom, goes thru, ooooh, my son(s) are so messy and crazyyyyy" Lady, I got one of each and they both keep trying to burn the house down and eat rocks, wtf are you TALKING ABOUT????
Watchin #Moomins 1969 with the kids. This is the best.
Goddammit, I am BUSY, Robert, I can’t just sit around occupied by salacious thoughts of Lee Pace!
Who tf are Ban and Dill???
That's easy to answer. I knew I felt something the very first time we met in Jack's office.
For me it had to be when he jumped in the back of that ambulance and ripped off his suit jacket like some sort of strip tease.
Then made direct eye context with me while he was performing emergency surgery with his hands inside someone's abdominal cavity.
That kind of thing does something to a man.
Interviewer: when did you realize you felt something for one another?
(This interview is 110% real. I authenticated it myself)
#Hannibal #Hannigram #HannibalLecter #WillGraham
Not to be An Old, but wtf is a #performativemale? Are we just making up dudes to be mad at now? Are you guys not already worried about the fascists?
"Astrology is just biological essentialism with more steps" really blew the doors and windows out of my brain.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. Oh God, Oh God! Help! Someone please call 911. How did this happen? Oh God, THEY'RE DIGGIN THEIR WAY OUT, THEY’RE GETTINGOUTOHGODGODGOD
#Halloween is for queers, girls, and other assorted freaks. Homophobes, TERFs, and other bummers not allowed.
IT'S #HALLOWEEN Movie time!
Today's viewing: #Nosferatu (2024)
Why is it a Halloween Movie?: Vampires, rats, rotting corpses, period piece, blood, gay, horny, religious iconography, magic, Willem Dafoe.
Born to watch the cave entrance at night, stuck living as a dysfunctional modern human 😔
This is a #CallOut post for my wife who, despite being a highly accomplished engineer, has not yet made me dishes that wash themselves, water that is less splashy, or a teleporter. Wtf is that degree even for???
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. They were not very tasty.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. There are infinite wolves inside me. I am boundless, eternal, and all consuming. There's also a 7-11.
There are #TwoWolves inside me. Actually, there are 15 wolves inside me. I am North Carolina's Albemarle Peninsula.
WE CAN GO NICHER
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I am zoo that's part of a SSP for wolves. Hopefully there will soon be more wolves inside of me.
There are #TwoWolves inside me. I am a mecha in a furry anime.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. This #werewolf romantasy just got real kinky.
There are #TwoWolves inside of me. I have died while hiking in the wilderness and they are eating my intestines.
The only item on my To Do List is "Lounge whorishly" and thus far I am AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
EAT PUSSAAAAAAAY
Everyone look my kitty cat and her little footprints in the blanket. #cats
Who's the villain and who's the hero in your marriage?
