Good afternoon Bluesky

Yawn

Dehydrated. Exhausted. Diabetic. Surrounded by ruins. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing

the four horsemen of The Apps-pocalypse (Guess Not, Could Be Fun, Is That So, and Masc?)

Time to melt into this hoodie all weekend

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OT DROP
EIGHTS

Cate Blanchett will return as Lydia Tár in Avengers: Doomsday

I’ll take it!

Quick update from my end

Hambũrger

winner: best bear face at the St Patrick’s Day Parade 2025

dream White Lotus season 4 casting picks

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Finally weighed in over 200lbs :')

Photograph of arm

Yeah, I'm something of a lexicographer myself

It's an honor just to exist on the same planet as chicken parmesan

I produced one good sentence today! time to go on vacation for seven weeks

Nah. I have a habit of showing off the first edition Proust given to me by my brother, Niles

The worst part of dating is how often I get compared to Frasier

Need them to bring her back, and I don’t care how. Séance her, clone her, Frankenstein her, give her an evil twin, have her ghost haunt the living as in ‘A Christmas Carol,’

Thinking, as always, about Redfoo’s professional tennis career

Hoenn champion and Abracadabra side by side is incredible

If you don’t have plans this Valentine’s Day, you may be entitled to drink red wine and watch ‘Dreamgirls’ with me on my living room floor

Average science fiction playwright

coffee so dark and bitter it plots your untimely demise.

Christmas blanket in February. Don’t @ me