"I called my parents and said this has been the craziest pizza delivery ever. I left a pizza boy and came back a pizza man," Lemmer said.
Was going through old chats and found this incredible quote from a pizza guy who saved someone's life with CPR
This image shows bats flapping against a twilit purple background and the text: Important news for everyone who preordered A Waltz of Sinister Import from Amazon before April 10: Due to an error, every preorder made there through April 9 has been cancelled. Preorder again now to get your dose of supernatural mystery & marital banter this autumn: books2read.com/waltzSinister .
For anyone who missed this news last week...
books2read.com/waltzSinister
(At this point, I've gotten back over half of my preorders, but I'm still nearly 100 short of where I was last Thursday. I appreciate everyone who preordered in advance, & I don't want anyone to miss out!)
#romancelandia
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I'm so sorry, friend. ♥
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“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat
This one is a fave for me!
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That's so funny and adorable!
::the score from THE BIRDS begins playing::
I didn't know, Chace! But I did apologize (behind a glass window, because their beaks look sharp)!
There was less yelling and more revenge-plotting in progress, I think. 😂
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I apologized......from safely behind glass indoors, because I think corvids hold grudges, and I don't want to be Tippi Hedren in this scenario. 😅
Oh, how lovely of you to think of me! If you share the IG link, I'd love to check it out. ♥
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You're right. I showed insufficient appreciation for their avant-garde artistic leanings!
Oh, yay! I'm so glad you received the new version, and I'm so happy that it's pretty in person too. (I don't have a fresh copy yet, so you may be the first to see it that way!) ♥♥♥
It is a noticeably different shade of branch!
So...an "upyard" fence? 😂😘
I have clearly maligned them in an unjust manner! 😂
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
Corvids hear you talking like that
Getting every magpie fired up
A pile of gorgeous community safety whistles in a deep terracotta to mustard to cactus green stripe
Filament Fairy whistles in Ziro Paint Splash, a gorgeous deserty landscape gradient. These friends are going to Huntsville next week!
If you’d like to be a Filament Fairy and help make gorgeous community safety whistles that ALSO bring joy, here’s a wishlist:
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A quote from Smart Bitch, Trashy Books that says "The world-building is excellent, the prose is gorgeous, and the characters and their relationships are phenomenal." Next to it is an image of an ereader displaying a book cover with the title Thornfruit. The cover has a red background and an illustration of white flowers.
indie book sale fantasy, sci-fi, & horror 11-13 April the background image is a grid of book covers
My novel Thornfruit, the first of a queer fantasy trilogy about discovering that your mom is maybe doing kind of a lot of murders, and (in books 2-3) that you are in love with 2 people, is on sale for 99¢. Memory magic, secret letters, sea monsters, bisexual pining & 280+ SFFH ebooks indiebook.sale
UPDATE #2: one of the magpies heard me talking shit, flew over, and was like "say it to my beak, bitch"
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I snickered at this, Amanda. 😘
I really love their egg souffles and their breakfast sandwiches on an asiago bagel! :-)