Even tore into my own mattress to hide those stupid mini whiskey bottles from my household

Being a teenage alcoholic was crazy Its trippy to think that I was doing all of that at 14/15 😭

You can pry Pride and Prejudice Tfa megop Au from my dead, cold fingers. ITS SO PERFECT FOR THEM

OMFG 😭 couldn't even leave a LIKE

I know some of yall don't fuck with OpMeg BUT THIS IS ONLY A SCENARIOOOO DEE IS STILL TOPPING AFTER

Evil ass delulu ah crazy enough to get himself pregnant by bottom ass Optimus

Poor Optimus is devastated thinking that he took advantage of Dee. Ofc Dee is like "Well I don't want to raise this sparkling all by myself..."

Delusional Dee getting Optimus drunk or drugging him and he really wants to frag his valve. He knows that won't end well though. So...Dee rides him instead. Steals that mech's transfluids and impregnates himself just to have a major claim on him...

Praise kink gone wild

Just needed to get his spike out of his system

SG!meg/OG!Op

#TFA #MegaOp #megop

(tfo)
orion pax is a cute little spikeslut while optimus prime is a seductive milf spikeslut

either way dee/megs impregnates them

Personal yap incoming

I hate when people glorify native culture without knowing anything about it. Yes, it is beautiful but holy shit do we have issues...

Anytime Optimus gives her attention Dee is lowkey on the verge of killing himself then and there lmao

Delusional Dee absolutely hating on poor Elita. He is such a bitter cunt towards her and she has no idea why lol

Greedy fucks completely demolished all the pomnibubus in my area 😭

Impure as in he's not a "virgin" spark. Sparkfragged/bonded with another bot before lol

I'm listening 👀

"I'm sorry, but I cannot have you."

Dee's heartbroken but he doesn't let up.

"Why? If its about our positions--"

"The matrix refuses..."impure" sparks."

Optimus can't bear to see the devastation on Dee's faceplates. The whimper he utters is already heartetenching enough...

The matrix working like a unicorn. Lemme explain. The bearer can only sparkbond with other pure sparks. Now for the angst.
Dee being madly in love with Optimus as his right hand mech. So much so that when he confesses, he bares his spark to him. Optimus goes from suprised to pity--

a cartoon character with a skull on his head ALT: a cartoon character with a skull on his head

I want to bear this man's wendibabies....

Sameeee I wish I was Chise so bad I would ride that fucking beast and bear his children

I love the way Alpha put naturally his hand on Orion's shoulder😭😭😭

I still need to watch the Captain America movies lmao but I can definitely see it!

OOO this one is TASTY! Poor Op thinking that Megs is going to taunt him for his ugly valve. However, Megs is HYPNOTIZED. Fattest valve he's ever seen, chubby lips and juicy node purr Op is shocked by the immediate sensation of a massive glossa running up and down his sealed valve hehe

I’ll bet the first time Meg pumps his transfluid into op’s forge knowing it’s to help nourish a lil sparklet must feel so satisfying yes big sire purrs and cuddles

Was forced to watch some dogs hit of a scary movie and ignored it all

Next time I'll sit outside than be forced to watch such a predictable shit movie

I doodled some things

Based based BASED
I love Elias so fragging muchhhh 😭 he changed my brain chemistry fr fr

Dude Elias was my grand monster fucker awakening fr fr

OMGGGG

TFP Gyaru Superfan Orion sitting on Megatronus' thigh and being all cute. The mech is massaging at her aft and caressing her face all possessive and pervy. He's so lucky to have such a cute bot all to himself...

Is anyone else here an Ancient Magus Bride fan? :3