"sorry i can't make it to the upcoming chris flemming show in northampton i will be too busy recovering from having my testicles removed" - sentences that actually HAVE been uttered before in human history and you're not special

how come nobody is talking about this

no-hrt breast implants is high ilvl twink gear

$1900 actual real Q-bert from the adam sandler movie pixels

human mouth fleshlight so he can speak

He is unfortunately sold out

average skeeter

trans woman: damn i rly could be starving myself and not working and getting by on donations from weary travellers and the townsfolk who trek up the thousand steps to my monastery in the clouds detaching from all earthly desires, as a bald monk somewhere, in order to achieve enlightenment right now

wizard men would rather seek truth by scouring the ancient tomes and performing their dark little rituals and participating in their secret little societies with secret little handshakes and secret doors to secret floors than becoming a woman and finding god

deactivated my account for the first time in 9 years today girlies