just saw an advertisement on youtube for a guy called "Dr. Josh Ass"

UCLA's extra jersey is 26 in honor of Chase Utley, no wonder they are going to win the title

Simply one of the most chaotic starts to an individual's Wikipedia page you can find

trea turner prison

banned from the local karaoke night after doing the song from that turbotax commercial

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot.

This was Mueller’s FBI:

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

When you get a chance, can you ask Nick Nurse if he is familiar with the concept of a gameplan

How Far Did Rocky Go in His Training Run in 'Rocky II'? Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was a marathoner.

if you are unfamiliar with my personal most referenced dan mcquade piece i talk about it basically any time rocky is mentioned www.phillymag.com/news/2013/09...

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

The number of people who acknowledge the horrible US history of regime change in other countries ... and also don't have the object permanence to realize this is yet another example is staggering. There is nothing just about what the US is doing in Venezuela

gathering the family around to listen to our favorite christmas song: "Our Values Are Under Attack" by Tim Heidecker

got a ticket in the mail from the PPA for parking in a loading zone a couple of weeks ago, even though kurt vile already told everyone it was ok

Screenshot from On Cinema at the Cinema depicting a shirtless Dr. San administering un-sanitized acupuncture needles to a visibly ill Tim Heidecker, as Gregg Turkington impatiently waits for Tim to stop speaking.

checking in on Bryce Harper

writing a song about the time i saw a guy who looked like brandon ingram at a chick-fil-a

Gonna buy a range rover on account of this commercial where some guy shows that you can drive it around a rich lady's castle

It seems like the news is happening more and more lately

The NFL is like a parody of parity this year, every team sucks

Do we know how he cut his elbow in the first place? He finished the first half of that Hornets game with a 3/4 court heave, went to the locker room looking fine, and then just never returned

Norm Macdonald saying "Hold the fort."

Dick Cheney worked his way up from congressman, to White House chief of staff, to secretary of defense, before being elected vice president of the United Sta-

zach braff is holding me hostage until i switch to t-mobile home internet. he broke into my house and has handcuffed me to the fridge. he says he would have brought donald faison but he is out of town for a wedding

Screenshot of G. Amato from an episode of On Cinema at the Cinema

I didn't grow up with grandparents, so I missed out on the experience of having them repeatedly tell me in an uncanny manner that I'm eligible for USAA insurance coverage

James Franklin is doing this personally to attack all Penn State graduates

Was late to a meeting this morning because I was complaining to HR about the Phillies farm system failing to develop hitters

I think I am going to have a heart attack, that Orion play just broke my brain in two

at the dentist this morning and rick reilly is outside the window staring at me in the chair. it is unclear if anyone who works here can see him

dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder

it's so insane. from cnn's reporting - every single event on this is a right-wing attacker. every single one. and there's no guarantee this guy was a lefty, either. could be! but so far not really a reasonable assumption!