Cups ftw

Video of the tiny one

A newly hatched lizard or some kind of amphibian - the black object is a lighter

I see Alan’s feathers are ruffled again

Abbreviating a slur is still a slur

obviously, I’ve never seen her this exhausted before- I thought this level of exhaustion wouldn’t occur until week 2 or 3 but I guess I misheard the doc

Did trump have a laminate?

First night at Sphere was last night?!

Poor dog

Kayla’s first week of chemo and radiation is complete- Sat and Sun are rest/recover days - 5 more weeks to go-
She’s extremely tired but she is knocking this out of the park

He wants to know who made the mess

People will get angered when a pic of trump and Trey circulates -

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

I overshot the landing zone and got way higher than I planned

Acceptable

Are the toenails cut - at least

She’s too much for you

Keep yer line tight and pull them in the boat

He wishes

Oh - you have multiple on the hook?!

How’s the new lady friend doing

That is a very high number for a high deductible family plan

lmao

the same italian olympian from the cheese ad, now shes hugging the cheese and smiling

when the cheese wants to kiss you but you just want to be friends with the cheese

This is still one of the funniest things to ever witness high at 2AM. RIP Lance Reddick always

Confirm

Who am I to refuse the Muse when she whispers in my ear?!

First one when they open