Earthquake!

I was worried you’d stay away this time around

The weird thing is that there were no fire trucks that I could see, and a large throng of officers standing in the street. Barricades up. Traffic control. Didn’t look like an emergency scene, but anything is possible!

Anyone in SF know why Pine St is blocked at Franklin for what appears to be some sort of police gathering? Loads of officers there but doesn’t appear to be an emergency, though it’s hard to tell

Hate it when the earthquake warning sounds after the shaking starts 😳

Every fuckin day, Darth

Still true

I’m guessing it all came from Home Goods. Or Ross.

This is an absolute betrayal to people who faithfully served their country. There is not a single Republican on earth who gets to utter the lie that they “care about our troops” now

Ah, gotcha. (Shared bathrooms are a definite no for me, too)

Not to mention the toilet itself. And the shower!

#BadSelfie of Terrytoons in front of the Ed Sullivan Theater in NYC

Can’t tell you how glad I am that I got to see a taping last month. Team Colbert, always

I sincerely hope I live long enough to see every vile member of this regime suffer the consequences of their actions. Let there be consequences, FFS

Aaaand now it’s in my head 😩

THERE’S A DOG WITH THE PASSENGER SEATED NEXT TO ME OMG BEST DAY EVER 🐶

Can’t believe he can actually stay awake through the whole show. And we know he doesn’t understand it

I hate that TACO has been the thing that’s gotten under his skin, because I love tacos 🌮

Do they know how ridiculous they sound when they talk about “the woke mob” and “the woke mind virus?” JFC 🙄

Relevant, every day

Yes, but media please don’t distracted from Signal-gate. That’s what he’s counting on.

So glad you’re back!

Do we think @darthbluesky.bsky.social is ever going to return from hibernation, given all *this* (gesturing at our current state of affairs) ?

Uh, earthquake?

Now more than ever

Thank you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I’d rather ban our transition to a white Christian nationalist country

We are living in the dumbest, most dangerous timeline

I’ll be doing the same.

Yikes, I didn’t know this either

Please. Read this.