I'll say this about the Capital One ads - all the money is on the screen. Not a single penny is wasted on writing a tolerable script

Comics have been leashed for too long. Thank you, Byron Allen.

HAND-UP-ASS ALERT
Don't worry, I, Triumph, will be there too in my own special way

Once again, a career highlight - the opportunity to work with the great #glennclose. Thank you, #hollywoodsquares!
Wednesday at 8/7c on #cbs
#drewbarrymore #nateburleson
#sirpippinofbeanfield

Thanks Caleb #dabears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social
(Sound up!)

The honor of a lifetime...to work with the great
#glennclose.

#hollywoodsquares #drewbarrymore #nateburleson #sirpippinofbeanfield
Wednesday at 8/7c on #cbs!!

The Trump-Kennedy Center Backfired. Ric Grenell Is Gaslighting Everyone Artists are canceling shows after Trump’s name went on the Kennedy Center. Ric Grenell denies the link and threatens critics to silence dissent.

Grenell said that adding Trump's name has "depoliticized" the institution. Maybe we should learn from the Trump Kennedy Center & depoliticize everything. Here in NY, let's go with JFK Nixon Airport, the Lincoln Jefferson Davis Tunnel, & the George Washington King George III Bridge. It's only fair!

The Trump-Kennedy Center Backfired. Ric Grenell Is Gaslighting Everyone Artists are canceling shows after Trump’s name went on the Kennedy Center. Ric Grenell denies the link and threatens critics to silence dissent.

Grenell said that adding Trump's name has "depoliticized" the institution. Maybe we should learn from the Trump Kennedy Center & depoliticize everything. Here in NY, let's go with JFK Nixon Airport, the Lincoln Jefferson Davis Tunnel, & the George Washington King George III Bridge. It's only fair!

Thank you for posting this, Greg, and by the way, that is definitely not AI.
It's Photoshop.

Happy New Year! I often get asked why I was let go from the cast of Knots Landing back in 1982. This tape should finally explain it. #donnamills #michellelee #joanvanark #tedshackelford #knotslanding #happynewyear

On Christmas, it's always a treat to watch "It's A Wonderful Life," especially this gut-wrenching scene where a despondent George gets punched and Mr. Martini comes to his aid.
Go to teafc.org to watch it all.
#edasnerfamilycenter #benstiller #joemantegna #martinshort #christinetaylor

Plenty of Jewish people are sympathetic toward the Palestinians. But his recurring implication that "they" (the Jews) have all the power, and are the main entity exerting influence on policy or the media, is false, anti-Semitic, and very dangerous. - RS

I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.

No problem, Dave, I stopped listening about five years ago. -RS #spacejews #they

Watch me poop all over two exceptional poopmeisters in their own right, #ericandre and #sarahsherman, on #bombingwithericandre, which I am incapable of doing, even with Eric Andre.

Happy Hanukkah
חַג שָׂמֵחַ For anyone lighting Menorahs in solidarity, thank you. This one is Triumph's favorite: a.co/d/af09IW4
Live dog not included.

TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

At a Holiday music recital, coming up to the Chanukah medley section, rooting hard for "Christmastime for the Jews" @triumphicdhq.bsky.social youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?...

Home | Especially Everyone | Making Music Matters Especially Everyone’s mission is to make music accessible to everyone and to facilitate purpose, human-connection, and joy through participation in music.

This is live music where everyone belongs...even dogs with criminal records.
Tickets are just $15 before fees, so get them now at especiallyeveryone.org
🤝 Co-presented by FECA & @goodhouse_social_club #EveryoneBelongsAtTheCap #eewinterexperience #especiallyeveryone #inclusiveconcert

On Saturday, December 27th, @especiallyeveryone is producing the first fully inclusive concert at @thecapitoltheatre, in celebration of neurodiversity.
Interactive opportunies, sensory-friendly spaces designed so everyone can participate, a break area, and even a brand new wheelchair ramp!

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was!
The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

I keed, you're amazing. As an amphibian, you can hold your breath for a very long time…which helps you have to go down on Miss Piggy.

Kermit, you’ve come a long way in all these years. Now the only time you go back to the swamp is to dump a hooker.

Now streaming on @amazonprime.bsky.social !

How's your girlfriend, "The Other White Meat?"

Hey, did you know you can spell poop backwards and forwards? You can have that for the kids. Take that back to Sesame Street with my compliments.

Seriously, Kermit, how are you a star? You look like something I coughed up when I had the flu.

I keed. I think it’s great that you’ve worked all these years with young kids and none of their allegations have stuck.

Kermit, let’s talk about this over lunch. I’ll eat my poop and you eat the flies. Hee-hee…that joke is brought to you by number 2. (contd)

Kermit I hope you're not going to sing again. I've heard you sing. I made a sound like that once when I peed on an electric fence. I haven’t heard notes like that since my mother was hit by a car. (contd)

Here, for the first time, are just a few of the comments I made that didn't make the film:
Kermit, you filthy old dog. Are you still telling the girls they’ll get high if they lick you?
(contd)

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was!
The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

TV Funhouse: Torboto - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Dick Cheney is gone, but his passion for human torture will never be forgotten. Here we commemorate his noble attempt to bypass the Geneva Conventions with Torboto, The Robot That Tortures People. -RS #tvfunhouse @nbcsnl.bsky.social youtu.be/nxqapxhOvjg

The time Mickey Rooney left Triumph, and Conan, speechless.
#will.i.am #fergie #blackeyedpeas #teamcoco

The time Mickey Rooney left Triumph, and Conan, speechless.
#will.i.am #fergie #blackeyedpeas #teamcoco