If you use speakerphone on the train, you're going to reside in a very special part of hell.

Most people don't know that, right in-between Reddit and ChatGPT, there's an entire Internet filled with answers so you don't need to ask stupid questions.

Is the John Lewis Christmas ad supposed to feel like a suicide prevention or cancer awareness campaign?

Everytime that fella's alone at the rave I feel like he's about to break down and tell his family he's got testicular cancer.

I don't care if Donald Trump and Bill Clinton shared a moment.

I care about it breaking the brains of every MAGA POS and causing their minds to fizz like sherbert at the cognitive dissonance.

It's weird that prisoners keep being "accidentally released" in the UK. It feels a bit like very particular accidents.

The kind that might invite flag shagging violence monkeys to start manhunts.

Almost as if these were being engineered by the right wing Nonce squad.

Nah. Couldn't be that.

I can't be the only one thinking the guy that was "accidentally" released from prison seems a bit like a fox released from captivity to justify a fox hunt.

It's amazing that people who claim to support Jewish people are so anti semitic.

You will always be on the right side of history even when history is on the wrong side.

And they need to happen every day until something changes. Not just once and hope for the best.

In the UK, even members of the royal family are held accountable for their depravity.

Your move, America.

It's cute that Americans still think a single day of protest can create change.

Ask the French whether going home at the end of the day and waiting a week to see all the change toll in ever works.

Nope. Protest can't be piecemeal if you want change.

That's great but you need to do it every single day until there's change. There is no time for back slapping. A single day of protest achieves nothing.

A few days ago I said Israel will reclaim its hostages then create an excuse to continue flattening Gaza before they finally steal it.

It's happening.

It's reassuring that the dictator who turned a nation's army on its own people didn't get the Nobel peace prize.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again. Nigel Farage is a massive pussy with a tiny willy.

If I've said it once, I'll say it again. Donald Trump is a silly fat bitch.

If you look closely at America right now, you'll see a stinking pile of shit led by actual dumb Nazis.

Donald Trump should fuck off back to where he came from.

The UK hosting him for a virtual nosh off is sickening.

100,000 fascists marched in London. 26 police injured. 24 arrests.

Last month, nearly 500 people arrested for opposing genocide and holding placards.

The UK police are fucking stupid. The UK government is fucking stupid.

British flag shaggers are fucking stupid.

Also getting very bored of people supporting Israel's mass murdering and acts of genocide.

We've been conditioned to accept anything they do to anyone, because we're afraid someone will call us anti semitic.

It's not anti semitic to oppose genocide. It's the right thing to do.

Really getting bored of every news outlet trying to paint Tyler Robinson as someone with left-leaning politics.

He was a fucking fascist just like Charlie Kirk. Let the fascists all kill each other.

It will save humanity.

Who?

So basically the guy that shot the Nazi was one of their own?

LITERALLY NO ONE IS SURPRISED.

MAGA said they wanted to go to war with the left over this. Calling for civil war. Go ahead fuckos, shred yourselves.

They glossed nearly over him being a homophobe and a transphobe. It's almost as if they want us to be empathetic when Nazis are killed.

And to forget how many of our ancestors died to stop Nazi fucks ever getting power again.

Savages.

The BBC is giving a disproportionate amount of air time to the death of a gun loving Nazi fuck.

If you're one of those people calling out for empathy for Charlie Kirk, get it out of your system now, because Trump looks like he's days away from a second stroke and if you ask for empathy after that you'll be shit out of luck.

It sounds obvious, because it is, but anyone that voted to block the release of the Epstein Files is either in them, or being paid by someone who is.

It's not a nap, it's long blinks.

Honestly though, fuck Charlie Kirk. I'm not celebrating his death but I feel no obligation to mourn someone who contributed to every gun related crime in America since he became famous.

No sympathy.

Remember, Charlie Kirk was not just a father and a husband. He was also a piece of shit.