Oh, okay, I must've been misinformed. Glad that they're giving it a chance

Is this the one they buried for tax reasons or another one?

How about a hat?

I mean, if you're fine with your day just disappearing without warning because you were just gonna do "one more thing" then yah, go for it

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

What a surprise

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

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Have you tried stilts

Time to go through the entire KJ Charles catalogue and see what other prophecies that can be found

Can we start this year over?

"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"

Big Skeleton doesn't want you to know that you can get free Bones just by going Outside.

So like a toddlerbel?

It looks like someone's private cosplay photo shoot

Time to come up with three more C names for the remaining characters. Really lean into it.

Oh, I know that book! It had its moments but they were far and inbetween.

I'm pre-ordering a copy right away

Did you paint your eyeballs?

The numbers between five and eight

You can be a little petty, as a treat.

Actually, go ham. Point and laugh. Make a Powerpoint presentation where every slide says "I told you so"

Same! Might be for the best, my animals have probably starved by now

Thats not how you get a clean sound!

A screenshot of a post that reads David Simon, creator of *The Wire*, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro, NPR And then a screenshot of a conversation that goes like this: SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

When people ask me what I think about using AI in writing I’m going to send them this screenshot

What a time to be alive. Can't wait to see what scent they'll use next.

Consider swamp vampires

Godzilla is a lizard of many talents, who's to say he didn’t make them himself

One wonders if it might be because gendering a male presenting individual anything else than he/him runs the risk of angering a potential cis manby offending his feelings, which can incite violence. If that makes sense.

Looks like a really fun build!

Which book nook is this? I got my first one for my birthday (Library of Wisdom) and I am hooketh.

First time I played it I binged it in one night while my roommate at the time studied for their exams. Wasn't allowed to go to bed until they finished. Didn't mind one bit. Magnificent game. 12/10