They’re calling him the Chris Benoit of chess

They’re calling him the Chris Benoit of chess

One for work, one for personal.
A good balance.

If you don't have a fursona at this point then you're just being unprofessional.

My son
My brother
Fat pikachu

Enemy schmovement detected

Hey seri can you take an advil when you’re high?

Ruining my boss's day by politely rejecting the coffee they got me for my birthday (I don't drink caffeinated beverages) and the gift card they gave me (I don't eat at chick fil a).

Waiting until the last day to file my taxes because there is a non-zero chance Something Might Happen, even though I know It Won't

Pie à la Chode

Fishing license revoked because they found out I was catching lobsters and putting them in my fish tank full of pepsi.

and of course my mother is like 'but your birthday isn't until Monday?'
yeah well I was at the store today and I didn't want to make two trips.

A celestial unicorn cake, it has blue, black, and white sprinkles, as well as a gold colored plastic horn and other hardware.

picture of a cake box in a shopping cart. it's got to be at least a cubic foot in size and is way too big to fit in my fridge. i think this was a mistake.

In an effort to inject some whimsy into my life during these Dark Days, I ordered a fun cake for my birthday. I was not prepared for this big ass box that I now need to try and fit into my fridge.

In trouble with my sister because I changed my display name to this on discord and her oldest (who I forgot I was friends with), asked her what a chode was.

In trouble with my sister because I changed my display name to this on discord and her oldest (who I forgot I was friends with), asked her what a chode was.

The central argument of Fujimoto's Fire Punch is that movies are cool as hell and you should spend all your time watching them, or maybe making your own.

Yellow Bricked Chode

Yellow Bricked Chode

screenshot from an excel file of my discord user names, the date i started and stopped using them, and notes. the name for 7-9-2025 says [something wrong with him <3]

People asking why I keep track of my discord name changes (see entry for 7-9-2025) and not congratulating for surviving my case of Urkle Syndrome

Much like how you don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see
You don't take the reusable shopping bag of the store you're going to

Much like how you don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see
You don't take the reusable shopping bag of the store you're going to

I don't think you should have to interact with any microsoft office product before 2.00pm

The only thing worse than work on a saturday
is work on a sunday

Sending me an email asking if I got the email I was going to respond to in a bit is the surest way to make sure I don't reply to either.

screencap from the goodreads website of a five star review that reads "nobody has ever written a more compelling story about a reddit dipshit"

Review for your autobiography came in.

My brain small
My meat huge
My suffering endless
I march
Onward

I don’t buy that dolphins are smart I just think they’re smarter than fish which means virtually nothing

And now I have to be at work all day feeling like an empty bag can you believe this?

My guts have been bad all weekend, and now it sounds like a series of rocks falling down the stairs. Prey for me.

Most mammals can be classified as either Big Mouse, Almost Cat, Different Dog, and Furry Tube