At the airport, too early for #rules

Number of texts from boss since: 2

Out of office just turned on. Later nerds.

Getting dangerously close to “that’s for post vacation PitS to figure out” territory.

Cannot wait

Cheers mate

Happy vacation eve eve to me

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Saw some Southwest discourse yesterday. I fly them tomorrow and thought “nah that won’t happen to me!” Woke up to an email that the seat I paid to select has been reassigned and I got stuck in a middle seat.

Vacation week is here, which means I’ll surely be productive the three days I have in the office and feel good about leaving for a week, right? Right?

Not a bad day for some baseball folks

Callin them hogs

This is a good reminder to never check your email on a day off.

You ever see something brewing at work and think “if I get asked to do that, I’m going to quit on the spot?” Yeah me neither why

You could be like me, an intellectual, and take the day off

36 of them and have only gotten better lately

Time for a little brown likker

milk beans

I’m going to the baseball games tomorrow and Saturday. Apologies in advance if they poop the bed both days

Welp

Time for life hacks with PitS

Wonder how many of them also made comments about how she wasn’t cut out for Iowa/overrated/etc

Shoulda done it

Luv2B shaking mad because of an after hours email don’t we folks.

Brian Grok

I would be a willingness snacrifice for the chance of one nuzzle

It allowed the golfers to appear on YouTube golf channels or start their own, which really gave you an intimate insight into their true characters and political beli—oh god delete delete

I’m glad this news came out today because I was just about to pull the trigger on a pair for my trip.

a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is standing in front of a crowd and says i volunteer as tribute .

Anne Hathaway destroying me with witchcraft?

I have been outside eight times today. A sneezing fit has followed each time. Spring is magical