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ADHD meds should auto-renew. Why do you think I need these

When Orin’s cars lose races, they go into a special box called “car jail” but when Orin’s /marbles/ lose races they go into a special box called “the Factory of Brutal Experiments.”

If I get imaginary lung cancer I'm blaming you.

#HatsuneMiku
Too Much to Do

gorgon ramsay be like

It’s fucking rock

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

It's crazy how bright it is when it's lit up. I find it kinda cute that it doesn't photograph well; it's something you really gotta check out for yourself to appreciate. And it's always there! At least a lot of the time

Waow

UH OH

I'm kinda like a christian missionary but instead of colonized countries it's discord servers and instead of christianity it's Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R

Have you heard the good news?

Yes to the first question, tough crowd to be able to answer the second

The secret reason pikachu became my favourite pokemon is that in 2017 I received a pikachu plush from my best friend

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

let’s hang out by the field with mama

Screenshot of a tumblr post: aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables" broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.

tumblr is great sometimes

I just set up this InfoWriter OBS plugin which lets you press a hotkey to generate timestamps in a file for easy access later (i.e. clips, editing vods, that type of thing)

I think it can be super useful if anyone's interested, and setup wasn't bad at all: obsproject.com/forum/resour...

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 826: "perform action: harmlessly bother cat"

My dog is so cute I need to crush him with a cartoonishly large mallet ♥️

Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R

Me: ok, that's the last straw

My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

Pole vault.

I'm transgender! I've been out for 11 years
"So are you gonna like, fully transition?"
I have fully transitioned!
"But would you get surgeries?"
I've had surgery!
"But would you get surgeries?"

I have this conversation more often than you would believe

Me texting "Wife" "Got all my SGDQ submissions in! :)" "Wife" responds "Ok Did you submit any job applications?"

Wow

Jam from Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R performing her parry move, indicated with a green circle

I struggled to do the optometrist air-blast test without blinking for my entire life. They'd usually give up on it.

But I've never failed it since I started playing Guilty Gear. The visual is a GREEN CIRCLE. I just tell myself "BEES YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN TO PARRY THE AIR BLAST" and it works

A niche pet peeve of mine is when people joke about the air-blasting eye test using these images. Real optometrist goers know that these pictures are from a different test that just takes pictures of your eyes! The air blast one is typically a green circle surrounded by red that you do afterwards!

No, you don't understand.

Jam from Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R.

hoooooonk weeweeweeweewee,,,,

Heartbreaking: Woman who has a cane but "isn't blind enough to really need it" trips on the sidewalk without her cane. Has to go home to clean her scrapes.