tu es une vibe

im gonna be real idk what to do w my hair rn i want it to look more androgynous since im leaning into the they but i also dont want to lose too much length in case i change my mind

mirror selfie in a dentist bathroom. i'm wearing a tan trench coat and brown leaf-patterned necktie over a blue shirt

dentist fit, about to be uncomfortable and potentially numb but it wont stop me from being a vibe

ah oui
ici c 2000 quand même

exactement la même chose ici. je fais des semaines de 60h depuis trois ans tout ça pour avoir : un smic. chaque année je me dis "ok mais c'est la dernière de galère, ça va se stabiliser" et puis ça se stabilise pas

thank u! ive been considering getting contact lenses just so i could actually see what they look like under sunlight!! my glasses always get so much glare they become invisible

closeup of my eye

hows this one?

theyve been described as grey, blue, green and hazel in the same day

turkish cultural victory right there

yk there are questions in my life that i expected to haunt me as an adult that i feel im honestly doing pretty good on (like what is the meaning of life and stuff) and there are questions i thought would be easy to answer that are still eluding me (like what colour are my eyes)

u ever see a word with a spelling error so bad it makes u forget the correct spelling for a few seconds

one thing being in politics has done for me is i have to make phone calls so often that im now the kind of person who tends to call first and only then text if i cant get ahold of you whenever i need something

i did get mildly annoyed at people repeatedly calling me a witch though like thats clearly a wizard!!! eskarina smith had to claw her way into unseen university and i will not have random passersby disrespect her fight like this

unfortunately i have to hand it to larpers walking around in full wizard gear was one of the most fun experiences of my life

awwww thank you so much <3

me as gandalf doing some vaguely magic looking hand gesture

me as gandalf doing another vaguely magic looking hand gesture

me as gandalf smiling while holding Unlimited Power in my hand

me as gandalf doing a weird face

everything except the hat was made w stuff i had lying around, the hat i borrowed from someone :)

me dressed as gandalf the grey and doing a heart sign with my fingers

went as gandalf for my school fair ^_^

what have i become emmy. what have i become. i have two jobs and multiple volunteer positions and somehow ive fallen head over heels for a stupid weeb who keeps driving away all the people he loves because he just cant get over his own bullshit and. i need himmmmm

what concerns me most is that i relate WAY too much to rose for this to be healthy like if i showed u the paragraphs in the epilogues that made me fully fall for him ud think im insane

hes SUCH a piece of shit 💓💕🩷💖💞💗💘💖💓💞💕💗💘💖💓 genuinely the worst 💘💕💗💞💘🩷💖💝💗🩷💖🩷💓💕 emotionally stunted pathetic little man 🩷💓💕💞💖💓🩷💗💘💞🩷💓💕💘💗💝💓💖💝

its been over a week since i saw it and im still thinking about it. im getting seriously concerned about my sanity here. he is a cartoon asshole why am i. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

im gonna be real today isnt the most androgynous day but Maybe Tomorrow!

but i have been experimenting w more androgynous styles irl lately! luckily im quite thin and tall so its not too hard looking androgynous, and im considering a shaggier hairstyle too

ohhhh i see! i kinda have that but the other way around where it makes me feel more comfortable that im less fem presenting online

ah here comes the only news source i trust: ur coverage of ff14 streams

brought my boots to the cobbler to get them fixed because theyre good enough to be worth fixing instead of replacing. ive become so bourgeois im now on the other side of the sam vimes economical line

id say nsfw but this is what work is like for me lmao

a blue chalkboard on which someone drew a crude penis underlined by the number 67

considering i teach in an art school i wouldve liked a bit more effort into this one. the digits arent even the same height and the penis on top looks like a bunch of potatoes more than anything else. if i knew who did it id tell them to see me after class

theres been concerning deflation in funny numbers over the years. used to be 420, then 69, now 67. at this rate in a few years the funny number will be like 2

jade is a good one yeah. in friendsim (which i wasnt that much of a fan of tbh) the most interesting trolls were all jades and teals hihi
also im a virgo so yay jade
what do u mean by gender related btw?