I truly do believe a compliment from a trans woman is one of the highest honors you can achieve in life

Yeah, same. The ticket here is like, you need to be out of the building by 10 at the latest, and I'm like, deal.

This came on in a coffee shop on Friday sandwiched between Carly Rae Jepsen songs, and let me tell you, I was thriving!

Something About Airplanes (They Are Now Unsafe)

Plans (or Lack Thereof)

We Have the Facts and We're Sending a Strongly Worded Letter to House Republicans and Also Asking You for Five More Dollars

I am going to a small show with a defined ending time, and you can tell I am growing old and weary because I am thrilled about this

Does anyone know where I put my pink-rimmed glasses? Thanks

Jerry I have blocked you nine times now

TRAIL BLAZERS AND THEY WONN

If we win this game, anything becomes possible

Oh I am so sorry. This is a playoff basketball post

Oui, oui

Holy fuck

Nothing makes me grumpier than the America 250 logo

Make a kid listen to three Carly Rae Jepsen albums and suddenly you’re a villain smh

I’m glad I’ve built up a reputation here because I cannot tell you how little my son respects my music

I’m ruining everything you love

Hopefully I profit on the four-part docuseries

Mostly working out at this point to get my ass a guest role on the show Is It Cake

Holy shit Wemby no

Watching the game at the gym as I get my ass kicked during leg day. Just gotta hip thrust through the pain

Ohhhhh I need to try this!!!

I always have at least four boxes of bucatini.

My personal stash of maldon salt

Are you happy?

I’m in your walls. Your playlist is great btw

YES! Same!!

I just bought a new tub of active dry yeast today, and I absolutely thought, should I get two?

I always have a spare bag of King Arthur bread flour and AP flour. I’m never getting caught without it again

While we’re talking about COVID lockdown, I want to hear about the thing you now stash that is NOT toilet paper