what if i fucking kill you

screenshot of tomodachi life living the dream. a custom food called PISS! which is a soda can with the pikmin piss meme on it

pikmin piss meme. a yellow, blue, and red pikmin are all drinking nectar with the caption PISS! in large bold letters

this game fucking rocks

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

#caturday #cats

Yuri

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

its always a good time to post this

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

close up

Hmm, indeed. I am the Golden Friend, Beatrice. *cackle cackle*

Love low poly pigeon

drawing never stops feeling like this

I'm building a fit

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

🪶[20] Nēnē aka Hawaiian Goose. The texture of their furrowed neck feathers is so stunning. I thought it was just a black striped color at first.
🌺[20] ハワイガン。初見では首の模様は表面的な白黒羽毛なのかと思っていたけど、よく見るとがっつりスパイラル溝が入っている立体構造で驚いた。すごい造形。
#AvianAugust #Birds

A painting of a Mexican American couple, a woman and a man in their 30s to 50s, in front of a red Chevy. The woman holds a bucket with cleaning supplies hanging off of it, and the man holds a garden hoe in the same way the pitchfork is held in the original 1930 painting American Gothic. They hold themselves with a sense of dignity.

If you've seen this piece before, "The New American Gothic" by Criselda Vasquez,

Then heartbreakingly, I have to inform you that—according to Vasquez's Instagram as of 4/03/26—Vasquez's father has been taken by ICE.

GoFundMe below to help financially support their family.

Donate to Help Bring My Father Home from ICE Detention, organized by Jorge V Hi everyone, Thank you for taking the time to read this. On Tuesday, March 31,… Jorge V needs your support for Help Bring My Father Home from ICE Detention

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posture check with a spheal pokemon sitting cuties plush hunched forward

pebble man finds a gem
#FrederickFriday

BTW, A Huge number of Ghouls jumped out & began attacking everything in sight.

Sometimes I remember that there are people I've been mutuals with since 2009-2010, and it's incredible that they're still around and, more importantly, that we've followed each other on all the platforms we've been on.

Even though we don't talk much, or at all, it feels good.

A black-and-white cat with wide eyes and flattened ears looks surprised

My mom said… “No chicken.”

windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help